lastnightangel

[lastnightangel]

you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

[lastnightangel]

traditionally, when the plastic serving tray isnt available, many Americans will flatten and smooth out the brown paper McDonald's bag where they will place the french fries in a pile and dedicate a separate area of the bag to a serving or two of ketchup. Often times this method of serving McDonald's fries is communal, especially when enjoyed by family groups or bonded American pairs (see: dating). However, if the burger is served in a cardboard clamshell, many Americans can be seen using the top of the clamshell as a dedicated ketchup receptacle for nuggets and fries. There does exist a small, often alienated population, who will drizzle the ketchup directly on top of the french fries. But this is often considered taboo and poor form due to convivence and the uneven distribution of ketchup.

[lastnightangel]

[lastnightangel]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[lastnightangel]

A series

[lastnightangel]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[lastnightangel]

Is this actually a community wide or systemic problem or did you just meet one annoying guy

[lastnightangel]

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

[lastnightangel]

Dragon age is back, I love going in the tags it's awful. Emmrich is enslaving Manfred, wanting to fuck spite makes you a pedo, Taash is child coded, Killing Harding is racist and more to come I'm sure

[lastnightangel]

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[lastnightangel]

We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

[lastnightangel]

that's me

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[lastnightangel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[lastnightangel]

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

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[lastnightangel]

unironically the way origins is structured narratively is kind of genius in how each origin grants the player new means to view the world and story and it’s really a shame that the sequels don’t bother with this approach and I’d probably be willing to argue that this contributes to why the morality systems feel more complex in the first game - because the narrative and mechanics work together to allow the player to approach the same problem from multiple angles with different experiences in mind