Call me Sam or Grey - Future mad scientist currently majoring in fish, boats, and bad decisions - 23 - They/Them
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Afab? Amab? No. I'm Ahab, where's that whale
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joppy birthday mr hopson
#happy birthday irl tommy jops and also irl me#we're a few years apart but we're still birthday bros#the terror#adjacently
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a butch’s carabiner jangles like a cowboy’s spurs as they walk into town
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Okay so this is a big deal
To me, and to a significant subset of Sir Terry's fans (including most of you who've found this by the tags), his writing is serious commentary on the human condition - politics, prejudice, self-control, revenge vs. justice, religion, idealism, faith in people vs. cynicism, and more - dressed up with fantasy settings and a hefty leavening of humor to make it fun to read. And it is WILDLY fun to read, actual laugh-out-loud or at least a snicker averaging about every page.
But there's this common idea among the "important literature" people that fun and funny books are not also worthwhile or important in the same way.
This is a Discworld book being released WITH ACADEMIC COMMENTARY and AS A PENGUIN CLASSIC. That's a HUGE amount of recognition.
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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Goodsir: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.
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the thing is, it IS going to be worse. but WE are better. 2024 me could eat 2016 me for lunch
#real#2016 me was one bad week away from a total break#2024 me got robbed a thousand miles from home and talked about it like a funny story by the next day
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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
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I want it to be known that you have influence.
Shoutout to second-hand book stores, may my sanity enjoy its watery grave.
Good fucking luck shipmate
#recently acquired 2 pet shrimp mostly by accident#so i named them ishmael and queequeg#ishmael is skinny and pale and kinda dumb but always ready to fight#queequeg is bulkier and darker and also always ready to fight but understands that he cannot fight a rock#( unlike ishmael. ishmael wants to fight the rock. )#they also have a snail roommate named Pip#ishmael is uninterested in pip#queequeg seems to want to eat pip
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Gonna be fr grown adult queers should know better than to engage in crazy fear mongering telling other people it’s over and we’re all gonna be sent to camps and lose our rights and be criminalized and whatever like hey how about don’t tell a group of people with unbelievably high suicide rates that there’s no hope and life is over
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I wonder from where so many Americans get the idea that voting is supposed to be some expression of your deepest, most beloved values and virtues rather than a pragmatic, political move meant to shift your country as much closer to your ideal as possible. This strikes me as another example of extreme individualism. Voting isn’t about *you*. It’s about your city, state, and/or country. It doesn’t have to feel transcendently good deep down in your bones. It just has to *do* as much good as you can do, in this particular moment in time.
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