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gray haired lassie my beloved

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Shawn routinely breaks into Lassiter’s apartment and eats his food but he also makes a pb&j for lassie when he makes one for himself and eventually he makes him dinner and puts it on the counter with a little post it note with cute messages for him on it when lassie is too focused on a case to remember to eat.

Lassie thought Shawn was trying to poison him at first…but why would he leave a note that he signed his name on next to a plate of someone he was trying to poison?? Lassie eventually cautiously tries whatever thing Shawn whipped up (they get more fancy and crazy every time Shawn leaves him something) and it’s…actually…good???????? well turns out Shawn has had quite a few jobs as a cook and he knows his way around a grill because his father made him learn against his will when he was 11.

Lassie keeps all the goddamn notes that Shawn leaves of course. Maybe he keeps them on his desk in his room or maybe he hides them in a locked box because Shawn has a way of finding things and Lassie wouldn’t be caught DEAD over being sentimental about a stupid fake psychic. 👀

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What ever you do… DON’T imagine Lassie being grumpy on Valentine’s Day and absolutely DO NOT Imagine Shawn noticing Lassie being in a Mood™️ and making him a little Valentine’s Day card signed “your secret admirer” and ABOVE NOTHING ELSE DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT imagine Lassie falling in love with whoever wrote him this note- because the note is a long paragraph about all these little specific details and mannerisms that Carlton does and how much the person who wrote it loves all of them. Don’t think about how Lassie has never felt this seen or noticed by anyone before. Don’t imagine Lassie dusting the note for prints and asking people for handwriting samples to submit to compare against the note. Really try hard not to think about the look on Lassiter’s face when he realizes he has a match for the prints but they were in the criminal database system. Don’t imagine what that look changes into when he sees that it was Shawn’s prints and he remembered that Shawn stole a car when he was younger. DO NOT IMAGINE how Lassie calmly walks up to Shawn, grabs his arm, pulling him away from his friends and growling “we need to talk Spancer”. Don’t think about Lassie sitting him down in the interrogation room and starting to lecture him about messing with a man’s feelings when Shawn cuts him off to tell him he ment every last word. DON’T DO IT DON’T THINK ABOUT LASSIE PULLING SHAWN OVER THE TABLE TO KISS HIM WITH A SMILE OF RELIEF ON HIS FACE DON’T DO IT-

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i live for the moments that lassiter is genuinely entertained by shawn’s bits (or just can’t hold back a smile)

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gray haired lassie my beloved

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the rituals are intricate

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I think Psych would have been a lot better if they’d let Lassiter say ‘fuck’

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alternatively,

(from this) / [texts from psych]

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Head over heels by tears for fears is THE shassie song.

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Lassiter definitely lays awake thinking about Shawn. Not in a gay way though. He just is really annoying. And he’s annoyed by him. Yeah that’s it. He’s not thinking about his smile and how fun it would be to play with his hair. And he definitely isn’t thinking about his eyes. Or lips. Or kissing him. Nope. Definitely not. And this doesn’t happen all the time. Five times a week isn’t all the time…right?

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there was absolutely no heterosexual explanation for lassie to get shawn’s bike back for him in cloudy with a chance of murder. none.

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early show lassiter: i hate shawn spencer and everything he stands for. his presence makes me want to commit every single felony on the books. i’m going to kill him.

early show shawn:

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they were the original inspo for this one right?

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strangles you with the red thread tying us together