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Thranduil: Legolas, why is your backpack so big?

Legolas: uhh no reason?

Thranduil: [raises an eyebrow]

Legolas, sweating nervously: I brought extra snacks?

Gimli, muffled: Can I come out yet?

Thranduil: BABE HE HAS THE DWARF AGAIN

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Legolas: I’m kind of seeing someone, but I’m worried about telling you who, because you’re not going to like it.

Thranduil: Just rip the bandage off, son.

Legolas: It’s Gimli. A dwarf.

Thranduil: Put the bandage back on.

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Sauron in Dol-Guldur in the middle of the night: *ominous noises of evil and hatred*

Thranduil, leaning out his window to shout like an 80 year old lady at the kids in the park across the street: Either come kill me or shut the fuck up!

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At Kili's funeral:

Thranduil: I hate funerals. I never know what to say.

Gandalf: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and move on.

Thranduil, to Tauriel: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

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Recipe for Perfection:

Take a Danish Man (or danish-y)

Add Dirt

You got a Sex God

Enjoy

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i love night walks. its such a shame im a woman

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Went into reddit to cry my eyes out; came out shitting my pants laughing 😂😂

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Did you know Richard Armitage( Thorin Oakenshield) voices Trevor Belmont and Graham McTavish (Dwalin) voices Dracula?

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Bitches be findin out Claes Bang is 6ft 4 and havin a stroke

It’s me

I’m bitches

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Do u ever sit back and realize ur not anybody’s favorite person, ur just kinda there and then you get the sudden urge to distance urself from everyone and chill alone

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Behind the scenes

-The Square-

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ok so as I was sitting in the cinema waiting for The Parasite to begin, the commercials showed a short clip of Claes from The Square and I squealed. so. loud.

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Bang's Brigade when we think what would we say if we ever meet him :

"Claes i so very much appreciate your theater and movie career, your way of acting is mesmerising, I find great joy in your music and I must say your work has inspired and evolved my art and writing. I can only hope your career goes in the higher places from now on"

What will actually happen: