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this estival is dedicated to the brave lawphanturcheen fighters of migrainistan

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[judas priest voice]: making a law, making a law

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i could easily escape from new newgate prison. i'm doing it right now.

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plamt <3

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Protip: If you don't want to have to worry about Days of the Week and whatever a time shard is, or reversed causality, just don't purchase lodgings!

So, yeah, unfortunately looks like this Estival is NACF-locked. Unfortunate!

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Trying to locate the Brass Embassy

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me: [standing in the middle of the nephrite quarter holding what is obviously a large iguana wearing a robe]: you know what? fine. we'll do this. but i'm calling you mr. nitwit. that is the price of admission for this shenan.

hasbro mr. nitwit: [blorches up a law]

me: man, come on. excuse me, sorry. got a little spill over [unsuccessfully trying to block the mess off from the flow of traffic. it's not working.] ugh, forget it. let's just go.

[mr. nitwit begins to amble towards the docks]

me: what could go wrong? buddy, what could go right?

[on the bottom of a stranger's boot, the law smolders: a faint and fading sigil: double left]

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i could easily postpone a reckoning indefinitely

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oh i just remembered you guys posted about hiring a new writer awhile back. any chance we'll be getting an announcement on a new member of the failbetter team soon?

His name's Michael Bunning and you've already been playing stories he's worked on, including the latest Candlefinder case! (We don't really do hiring announcements to speak of; I hope that will serve.)

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'hell is gone' well i got news for you, pal: bats took it fifteen years ago. grow up.

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correspondence sigil for the imagined span of time between having to pee and getting out of bed

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Muppet Fact #1495

As a way to self soothe and ground himself, Rudy shakes his glitter jar and takes several deep breaths.

Source:

Sesame Street. Episode 5516. May 1, 2025.

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

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fallen london tumblr fandom dashboard simulator

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mutual 1: i NEED poor edward bouncing and moaning on it

mutual 2: been getting really into 10 minute timers lately

mutual 3: what if i boiled my pet victorian alive. right now.

mutual 4: i NEED poor edward bouncing and moaning on it

mutual 5: i NEED to get mr fires pregnant

mutual 6: (the sickest oc art you've ever seen)

mutual 7: is it opening, now, does it open? are there snares we can grasp, to place them tinily in our flesh, as we will take the flesh of vake-the-betrayer, black as the knives? dear deep void those knives. my flesh was not meant for them. and their teeth like the tenderness of insects. ah, ah, ah, ah.

mutual 8: look at my crab 🦀 #mycrab