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dating noel gallagher headcanons

- He leaves you for his brother

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ppl in the north don't believe in god as much because it barely lightnings up there. northerners don't even worry about getting smote. that's why the bible belt is all humid states

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my favorite 90s music is 90s metallic—[GUNSHOTS]

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i actually can’t express how hard the drop goes in s&m2’s call of ktulu.. lars and rob i owe you my life …

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i LOVE WHEN METALLICA SCRAYCH THE AUTISM THE RIGHT WAYY

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*walks in the room and my dick is blown apart like a gag cigar in a looney tunes short* you should see the other guy

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just detonated a tiny nuclear device at my buddy's house as a prank. scientists say his rumpus room will be uninhabitable for 600 years

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damon albarn now is your chance to announce the 2025 blur world tour

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beastly boys....... takes a long drag of my ciggarrette. now thats a name i havent heard in a long long time. drops my cigarrette. ahhhh fuck i dropped my cigarrette

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remember when u guys chastised doja cat for distancing herself from parasocial relationships and demanding space and respect :/ at least she never cancelled her on her fans last minute to accept a bigger gig 🤑🤗

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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

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we should all invade the british back together for fun

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have PC gamers considered it’s a problem with the PC and not the game devs

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Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes