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me in 2017 getting buff, staying hydrated, shit talking trump, and taking my medication: this is all for you carrie
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when they put the glitter on the nail and then rub it so it looks like chrome
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really like no offense I just wanna know why theater kids are..Like that
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@Louis_Tomlinson: Also @steveaoki, you have been such a rock and inspiration throughout this ! Pure talent and a real gent !
@steveaoki: U were the rock my brother. U are my inspiration. U have the biggest fucking heart and I’m so proud of u. Blew us all away for her. 🙏🏻
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The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy these motherfuckers don’t even use cash registers anymore. Like holy shit why would I ever want to wait in line to pay for my immensely overpriced lightning bolt-to-usb cable, when I can wander around aimlessly looking for the one bearded top knot in the grey shirt who happens to have a card reader attached to his free iPhone 6? Literally fucking walked up a dude and was like ‘Yo where’s the till?’ And guy looks at me straight in the fucking face and says, ‘Oh well, there should be one or two people walking around on either side of the store who can process your payment.’ ALL OF YOU DRESS EXACTLY THE SAME! Am I supposed to accost every single goddamn one of you until I finally find the one goddamn fucking anthropomorphisized Mac Computer who is willing to let me pay for this shit? And when I finally find the dude and let him tap his shit against the box that I’m trying to purchase, of course he gives me the smuggest fucking smile I’ve ever seen on a human face and asks, ‘Would you like to use Apple Pay?’ Like GOOD LORD can we please just take a step outside of your möbius fucking circle jerk and let me hand you fifteen pounds in cash? Cash money? Real fucking physical fucking tender? No it’s okay, I don’t need a fucking receipt. What, you mean you’re going to print me a real receipt? A physical receipt that I can carry in my pocket? You’re not gonna beam it to my fucking wrist? You’re not going to send it via dropbox to an undisclosed fucking IP Address where I have to complete a CAPTCHA and accept your terms and conditions for the one millionth time in order to check that, yes, I did just spend £20 pounds and 45 minutes on a thin wire made of plastic and metal that’s gonna break in a month anyway? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PLANET ANYMORE
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i think louis has always been viewed as the strong, fearless, energetic leader and we’re all talking about how we’ve never seen him cry. i hope he knows that it’s okay for him to cry, that we support him and that if performing breaks him, we won’t be disappointed in him. he’s our sun but that doesn’t mean he has to shine so brightly all the time. i hope he feels our love, how much we cherish him, how much we will support him when he needs to be the child who lost his mother rather than louis the leader. we love you louis, your tears don’t change that.
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Just know I love you the same from a million miles away as I do right next to you
Liam in his message to Louis (via tommosnips)
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Please remember that Louis’ family is more important than who tweets him and who doesn’t.
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this is just so fucked up, .…. he’s finally able to take a break and spend some time with his family after 5 years of being away from home and just talking to his mom on the phone. the first year he gets to be chilling with his family, he loses his mom, like what the fuck. … . . this is the biggest load of bullshit ive ever seen in my damn life.
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The feeling gets worse when you remember it’s 2 weeks from his birthday
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