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cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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this is going to reduce me to tears like i cant handle this image

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there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

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Cringetober day 12 Hatsune Miku 🌐🌀🎤

Little known fact, I am from bumfuck North Dakota and wanted to do that Miku culture trend for this day so I just drew her in the outfits I saw my aunts wear constantly growing up in ND in the early 2000’s 😭 I even added the realism of her hair blowing in the wind BC IT WONT STOP WE ARE UNDER A WIND ADVISORY AS I TYPE THIS 😭😭😭 61 MILE AN HOUR WINDS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Paint pens!

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Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

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Franz Kafka’s drawings.

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I'll be brave and say something true: Freud doing coke isn't important

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HNY 2025

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Come and See Him

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