lao-hulijing
Crying in the club, panicking at the disco
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21+ // I ain't getting any younger and hopping around like a buffoon is starting to take its toll.
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lao-hulijing · 3 hours ago
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lao-hulijing · 11 hours ago
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San Francisco Garter Snake (Thamnophis sirtalis tetrataenia), family Colubridae, San Mateo County, California, USA
ENDANGERED.
Photograph by Faris Khan
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lao-hulijing · 19 hours ago
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seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know
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lao-hulijing · 20 hours ago
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I'm sure I'm late to the party but does everybody already know you can just see who sent you an anon ask by clicking on the meatball menu?
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lao-hulijing · 1 day ago
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lao-hulijing · 1 day ago
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have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list
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lao-hulijing · 1 day ago
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Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video
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lao-hulijing · 2 days ago
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My vibe about ships since forever tbh
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plush moth
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lao-hulijing · 2 days ago
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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
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lao-hulijing · 2 days ago
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lao-hulijing · 2 days ago
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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest
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lao-hulijing · 3 days ago
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lao-hulijing · 3 days ago
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ok last thing. but what people fundamentally need to get through their heads is the significance of gaza fundraisers not being the same as like mutual aid when you're helping someone get groceries, because it is a genocide. there is insane deliberate scarcity and prices are unmanageable, because there is nowhere nearly enough for everyone, so only people who can pay can eat. and what positioning individual fundraisers as the only course of action does is quite simply give a tiny percentage of random people whose fundraisers take off the ability to pay those prices while thousands of others can't. and every one of those thousands of people without a fundraiser is suffering through the same inconceivably horrific reality. it is giving a few completely desperate people out of hundreds of thousands a slightly more favorable position in a horrific war economy of imposed scarcity. and what grassroots community kitchens do is try to mitigate in some small way that inconceivable hierarchy of who can pay and who can't, by stretching ingredients as far as they can last to cook meals at large scale and give them out at no cost. and obviously people are still going to send money to their friends and families because this is hell what else are we supposed to do but please just think about that before promoting endless individual fundraisers as somehow the most ethical way to help
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lao-hulijing · 3 days ago
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finally framed this @theshitpostcalligrapher goncharov original :) only twoooo years delay 😭😭 very delighted :)
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