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lantur · 26 days ago
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lantur · 26 days ago
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oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man
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Ryusogataki Falls, Japan by Yamato Kimiko
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lantur · 26 days ago
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saw the guy who is repairing our apartment elevator cross himself while reading something on his ipad which we can only hope relates to his feelings about the pope's death and not his feelings about the state of our elevator
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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp
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Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.
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lantur · 26 days ago
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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil
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lantur · 27 days ago
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people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.
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lantur · 27 days ago
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and a shoutout to the two Māori men who travelled to Vienna in 1859, got themselves apprenticed as printers (and incidentally became accomplished ballroom dancers), and finally had an audience with Franz Josef where they charmed him so much that he sent a printing press to New Zealand….which was promptly used from 1861 to print the newspaper of the Kingitanga anti-colonial movement.
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lantur · 27 days ago
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i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like
"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital
#me
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lantur · 27 days ago
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Official ominous sign
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lantur · 27 days ago
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“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*
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lantur · 27 days ago
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The misuse of the "insult to life itself" quote from Miyazaki on AI burns my yams so bad bc the original context is being disgusted with how a characters movements are dehumanizing to disabled people specifically bc of his empathy for a disabled friend and it's such a sadly rare sentiment, this cognizance of how we casually inflict indignity upon disabled people and how he finds it disgusting, I hate seeing it obfuscated
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