Female/33 -- Metroid and Game of Thrones fanfiction writer on AO3 as "Lady_Aran"; artist; computer geek; gunpla builder; Metroid/Game of Thrones/Star Wars enthusiast; devout believer in The Bang That Was Promised; member of Houses Jaybee and Lannister; slayer of Starks (Except Robb and Catelyn) and Dragons; lover of Captain Phasma, Gwendoline Christie, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Richard Madden, Adam Driver and Denmark. Hear Me Roar!
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YASSSS!!
I dunno, this might be a thing.
“Hey, Brie, isn’t that the guy you like?” Phasma whispered as soon as Jaime climbed up the diving board. “Maybe you should’ve borrowed my bikini,” she added. Brienne looked down at her sister and the bikini in question. It was a cute blue two pieced gingham number, with high waisted bottoms and a vintage looking halter top- something that would suit Bettie Page more than her, she thought.
“Phas, I’m not a bikini girl,” Brienne explained, watching in awe as Jaime twisted himself into position, landing in the water with a perfect splash. He then surfaced for air and got out of the pool, making his way towards the snack bar. “Hold on, he’s walking right towards us- please don’t say anything.” Phasma nodded at her sister, and quietly watched Jaime walk by, tilting her cat’s-eye sunglasses once he passed by.
“Oh, pool boy,” Phasma sang teasingly, fluttering her eyelashes. “Be a dear and get me and my lovely sister a cherry Coke, sil vous plait?” she purred. Brienne facepalmed and sighed. Phasma just had to open her big mouth whenever Jaime was around.
“Never mind, Jaime, I’ll get it,” Brienne said, standing up and shooting her sister a glare. Phasma shrugged and opened Watchmen. But Brienne had to admit, there was a bright side to this- she could finally get to know Jaime better. And hopefully he would see her as a girl who’s more than sailing and having a sister with pin-up girl tendencies and a big mouth.
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Any knight can make another knight.
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Shoutout to everyone working at a grocery store, I’m so sorry and I hope you guys are doing ok
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Introverts watching the whole world forced to stay indoors due to Corona virus while they’ve been doing that for years
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Lawd <3
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - C for Men April 2014 - Photo Hugh Stewart
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Captain Phasma is enjoying her free time. She definitely deserves it^^
A commission for @chromium-siren! Thank you :D
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Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin Rating: Mature
Chapter Summary:
“Hi, I’m Jaime Lannister with Evenstar Racing.”
“And I’m Addam Marbrand, also with Evenstar Racing.”
Jaime held up his giant plastic mug. “And we’re here to read thirst tweets!” Addam clanked his mug against Jaime’s like they were toasting.
I don’t know what I’m doing here, but it was fun to write.
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Pffft, only reason that dude be saying that is because he wants the lady to have room for “dessert”
To hell with that. I’ll gladly finish my plate on a first date. At least I know I’ll get some fulfillment out of it and it won’t be pathetic, unlike that dude’s dick probably.
Men are......weird
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Anakin’s lightsaber, the proverbial slut of Star Wars. Bitch has been with EVERYBODY LOL
Anakin’s lightsaber
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