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honestly we as a culture need to approach things with less "boohoo this female celebrity has suffered a misfortune, she can go cry about it in her mansion" and more "if someone can get away with doing this to her, then none of us are safe"

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my masterpiece

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TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

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best review i’ve ever written. universally applicable

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"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

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“an estranged relationship with pleasure” he would do numbers on here

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i love you adult women on tumblr i'm glad we all still have blogs

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it is so insanely insidious to me that we are at a point now where A.I. can be completely passible to people that don't know what to keep an eye out for & it sucks ass that this content is infiltrating tumblr. its sooooo cool and fun having to study pics extra hard to figure out if im being spoon-fed a lie in image form

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obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead

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did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

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[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE

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repeating this like a mantra 🧘🏾‍♀️

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JENNIFER COOLIDGE Wins Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for The White Lotus | 75th Primetime Emmy Awards

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stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you