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Me when I see my partner: *wags tail, huge pupils, staring*

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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the new heart I've been growing in my garden is at a strange and delicate stage of development

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Kurevsko dobre novinky.

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Kurevsko dobre novinky.

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wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

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me, flirting: do you wanna hear a cool etymology

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this hit me like a truck

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patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never return

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"Jsou to homosexuální berani. Maj teplou vlnu" ~Moje matka

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how it feels whenever somebody says "ummm don't look THAT up on deviantart unless you want to get nightmares!"