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Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

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Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

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Okay but Cas going to rescue Dean (again) and when he arrives Dean's on his knees with his hands tied behind his back and the bad guy is behind him holding a knife to his throat and Dean winks at Cas and does his little "hiya Cas" with a smile and his cheek bone is bruised and his lip is split and the bad guy goes to attack Cas but Cas wins (obviously) and Cas has to deal with dreams of Dean tied up on his knees with swollen lips and Dean gets a little reckless on hunts bc Cas gave him a Damsel In Distress Complex

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they're so cute!!

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you: knitting pattern

me, an intellectual: yarn recipe

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we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now

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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

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what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare

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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

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I WANT TO HEAR FROM FORMER DASHCON ATTENDEES AND ORGANIZERS

If you know anyone who was there, please share this post with them. I'm collecting firsthand accounts for my big 10 year anniversary video.

If you're interested in telling me about your experience please email strangeaeonsbusiness@gmail.com or send me an ask here if that's easier (preferably not on anon so that I can DM you)