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One overlooked thing that really sets the Lord of the Rings films apart from other franchises is how earnest they are-

Most movies are so afraid of being “cheesy” that whenever they say something like “friendship is the most powerful force in the world” they quickly undercut it with a joke to show We Don’t Really Believe That! ;)  Even Disney films nowadays have the characters mock their own movie’s tropes (”if you start singing, I’m gonna throw up!”) It’s like winking at the camera: “See, audience? We know this is ridiculous! We’re in on the joke!”

But Lord of the Rings is just 12.5 hours of friendship and love being the most powerful forces in the world, played straight. Characters have conversations about how much their home and family and friends mean to them, how hope is eternal, how there is so much in the world that’s worth living for…. and the film doesn’t apologize for that. There’s no winking at the audience about How Cheesy and Silly All This Is; it’s just. Completely in earnest.

And when Lord of the Rings does “lean on the fourth wall” to talk about storytelling within the film, it’s never to make jokes about How Ridiculous These Storytelling Tropes are (the way most films do)…. but instead to talk about how valuable these stories can be. Like Sam’s Speech at the end of the Two Towers: the greatest stories are ones that give you something to believe in, give you hope, that help you see there are things in a bleak violent world that are worth living for

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MANIFESTING GOOD LANDO RACE TOMORROW IN YOUR ASKS SO PEOPLE CAN MANIFEST WITH ME ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

manifesting!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨ im honestly scared though because i usually end up jinxing anything that i hope for so maybe i’m not manifesting????? ✨✨✨✨ idk im confuSED

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this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

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that kind of anxiety that's not a panic attack but just a constantly racing heart and the feeling that you did something wrong or that something isn't right is just plain awful

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in case i havent made myself explicitly clear before:

this blog is 100% supportive of trans women and trans lesbians

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I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

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Anon: Can you plz do a 2019 f1 driver crash course? I loved the 2018 one you did xx

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*uses a fork to make lines in my food* hehe yea plowing the field

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JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

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What is... Phoenix Harry? What does he look like? Give me details please.

oh u are in for a treat!!!!

SEPTEMBER 16, 2014. THE PHOENIX, AZ DATE OF THE WWA TOUR. THE FIRST DAY WE SAW HARRY WEAR HIS LONG HAIR WITHOUT A HEADSCARF FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THEN THE BUN DURING THE ENCORE. (this may be wrong but that’s how i’m remembering it) ALSO THE DAY I SAW THEM FOR THE SECOND TIME. MY HARRY LOVE GREW 12 TIMES THAT DAY

HE ALSO WORE BLUE JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER

an ethereal being TBH

murder me

LIKE ARE U SEEING THIS. I HATE HIM SO MUCH

AND LIRRY WAS ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL THIS NIGHT. MY POOR HEART COULDNT HANDLE IT. 

LIKE I SAW THIS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. IN PERSON. IMPAGINE HOW MY HEART FELT

i want to thank the higher powers that be for wwa and lirry blow job innuedos

liam knows what he wants and knows what i like to see. which is harry getting wet because of liam. so thank u leeyum

HARRY’S STUPID HAPPY FACE THATS ALWAYS ON AROUND LIAM. BYE

i want death immediately.

ok this isn’t even me going all the way through my tag for this night because i got too sad. especially because of all the zayn pictures i saw too. but ur welcome for this education

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do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

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Steve: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Me and my entire movie theater:

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Leclerc to be Protected from Himself

Ferrari driver Chocolate Eclair is to receive special police protection for the remainder of the season, after concerns about abuse from himself.

“He called himself stupid for his qualifying crash in Baku. How can my son do this to himself?” claimed one fan, who isn’t related to Charles in any way.

“It was proven during the race, however, that our favourite child is a very intelligent bloke, and that it was, in fact, Ferrari who are the stupid ones, as evidenced by the strategy he was forced to use. Oh, let’s ruin any chance of our quickest driver getting a victory, or even a podium, and our slim chance at fighting for the constructor’s. That’ll make you popular with the fans!”

FIA President Jean Todt also said a thing.

“We can’t have such a talented driver, who secured a Ferrari seat after a strong debut season, talk himself down like this. Believe me, it starts with Store Leclerc saying “I’m stupid” for a silly mistake, but it ends with him apologizing profusely to his team for only winning the race by 2 minutes.”

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i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

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its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle

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“kimi is disappointed with you” i can’t with his reaction