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I made a new blog for magnus archives stuff so if you’re into that pls follow me @kilgoredrought

then again, I might just rebrand this blog bc I want to keep posting on my primary account.

if you know me from my IASIP posts ummmmm I might still do dennisposting on the side

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ik this blog has been dead for almost a year now, but I just wanted to come back to say that I Saw the TV Glow did actual psychic damage to me. I was just sitting there in this stupid art house movie theater with my empty popcorn bucket watching the end credits going oomph eugh ooggh oufff

seriously insane shit right there. Ruined my whole day. I seriously couldn’t focus on anything for the next twelve hours. Couldn’t eat, couldn’t get any work done. Couldn’t even Minecraft or doomscroll. (Favorite activities). I grew up as the kid who treated TV like religion. I watched southpark obsessively in middle school because it was my only point of access to being a boy. All my male rolemodels, all the people I wanted to be like, who I saw myself in were men from television. I remember being in sixth grade and having a counselor ask me what kind of person I wanted to be, and the only answer I had was “Seth Meyers from SNL” (he had actually left SNL at that point but I watched clips of him on YouTube and shit) because all of my relationships were between me and a TV screen.

anyway I just wanted to add my review to the pile 8/10 stars could’ve done with fewer lingering shots on people’s faces

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Me (completely delusional): this is trans coding

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put a chick in it. Make her gay.

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Anyone know if this is real?

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Charlie Kelly the type to spend all night in a pumpkin patch waiting for the illusory Great Pumpkin

Charlie Kelly the type of guy to try and cut holes out of a sheet for a ghost costume but ends up cutting too many holes and so all he gets is rocks when he goes trick or treating

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Charlie Kelly the type of guy to try and cut holes out of a sheet for a ghost costume but ends up cutting too many holes and so all he gets is rocks when he goes trick or treating

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exiting my lurker period. Coming out of hibernation.

get ready to be bombarded by tumblr user LandLordsPoison

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it’s always Sunny but they’re all replaced by muppets and nobody notices except for cricket

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the thrilling sequel

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ladies and gentlemen, victoria von hemen

(on stage vs after hours)

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mac carrying dennis back home when he sprained his ankle

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the den ren realization

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obsessed with charlie and glenn being in more movies recently and rob just. got autism and a soccer team. probably because of the autism

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not to make anyone sad, but this is mac right before coming out

and this is him right after

gif credit: @mac-mcdonald

which means that the first thing mac does after accepting he is gay is to take off his cross necklace

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he's exploring a lush cave

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RIP Dennis Reynolds you would’ve loved dressing up as Pussy Galore from the 1963 classic Goldfinger