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Art by Heather Theurer

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Disney posters by Tom Whalen

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it hurt when I stumbled across her. she was like broken glass all along the floor. but it was beautiful and my curiosity got the best of me. I remember looking at her and all I could see was pain. she had this insane look of desperation; you could almost feel it. and yet her eyes were still hollow; like the life had been sucked out of her. I wanted to pick up her pieces. I wanted to put her back together. and so I tried. I really did. I got a little cut along the way. the more I tried to fix her the more fragile I became myself but I didn’t care. I wanted to see her happy. every time I made her laugh I thought about how I wanted to make her laugh forever. she was getting better. eventually she was put together enough to get up and walk away. but she didn’t take me with her. and I’ve been stuck sitting here where I first found her. wondering if the pieces left on the floor are hers or mine. I should probably get the fuck up.

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person: he can't die he's the main character!

harry potter fandom:

hunger games fandom:

divergent fandom:

mortal instruments fandom:

the fault in our stars fandom:

nightshade fandom:

tumblr: well you must be new

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of the woodland realm

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picture the most serious character that you know of

now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs

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Me: hello is anyone there

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

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Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

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when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

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NOT AGAIN.

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Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"

Me: "Yeah..."

Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"

Me: -Forgets entire language-

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dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

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never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’