lamesiscanon

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dating someone who naturally brings out your playfulness, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel loveable makes you feel so incredibly safe and secure which makes you fall even more in love

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i don't rate books based on character development and plot holes. if it made me bawl my eyes out and search up its fanarts at 3 am it's a 5/5

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👻 corpsecourse Follow

dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!

👻 corpsecourse Follow

i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

HELLO???????

🦇 battybrained Follow

i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!

⚰ fangs4fags Follow

i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers

🧛‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic

👻 corpsecourse Follow

it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam

🩸 f33d3r Follow

hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it

🐺vamplovingwolf Follow

isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews

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one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

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🍬 💕 please !

I give my great big box of candy hearts a shake…

I open it up to pull one out for @lamesiscanon and see the inscription…

JUICY JESSIE

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Warm up dorlene

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"i could kill you right now if i wanted" "mmhmm"

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taylor writing vigilante shit at 32 years old……. the age of kanye when she wrote innocent

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MEET ME AT MIDNIGHT

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Dressing for women ❌

Dressing for men ❌

Dressing for Revenge ✅

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Does the one in the leather jacket know that the wolf boy is in love with him 🥺

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

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madam pomfrey finding remus at the battle of hogwarts - 1998

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I keep seeing fic with words censored in the body of the fic like so: c*nt, f*gg*t, q-slur (seriously, come on), r*pe, *nc*st. I even saw a fic where someone was described as “sitting next to his unalived body” which was so absurd it made me laugh.

I’ve seen this trend in tags as well, which would be ACTIVELY FUCKING DANGEROUS if AO3 tag wranglers weren’t literal, actual angels who make sure that “rape” and “r*pe” (and all such transpositions) are treated like the same tag.

AO3 isn’t TikTok. Tag accurately and completely for your fic themes so people can search AND filter. Use the correct words in your fic content so people who use blacklist extensions can actually benefit from the tools that protect them.

If you don’t feel comfortable using a word without censoring it, then don’t use that word at all. Maybe consider why you’re even writing something that contains that theme.

Sincerely,

An actual real life rape and incest survivor who has actual fucking PTSD and really doesn’t want to have to stop reading fic for my ship because people think a god damn asterisk is going to somehow save people like me from being triggered.

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I feel like J.K. Rowling did a real double whammy of incalculable damage to the discourse by becoming a vocal TERF. On the more obvious side, she introduced a bunch of her followers to TERFism, and has served as a prominent (if often inarticulate and self-important) voice for transphobia. On the other, she’s created the perfect storm of “actually what media you consume and enjoy is the most important determinant of your moral standing, much more so than how you treat the people around you or who you vote for”-flavor magical thinking among her opponents. I feel like we were just getting over all the consumption-as-morality shitstorms of the mid-20teens and then we relapsed hard over her bullshit.

I don’t even like Harry Potter and it still creeps me out.

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“Sirius was the fun dad” sirius black canonically sent Harry letters all throughout 4th and 5th year reminding him to stay safe and be careful who he trusts and probably he should just not go out of the castle alone. Sirius sees one (1) security breach in the Hogwarts castle and immediately gets to writing Harry a note that says nothing but the words “Harry no”