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man inflation's hittin hard
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Batman Beyond
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i really like ryoko kui's dedication to making this elf chick smoke weed in every modern clothing art she appears in
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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my boobs HURT SO MUCH what the HELL why would they harm their creator I've given them everything
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I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.
Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"
The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."
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'Octopodes' by Zoe Keller
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René Lalique's 1936 perfume bottle design for Trésor de la Mer
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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
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oh and there should be a bug with an exoskeletong so strong it cannot be crushed or killed by human forces
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Was walking alone through the alley behind my apartment and saw a weird guy so I checked that I had my pepper spray and I guess the guy saw me do that because he said "Don't worry, I'm more scared of you than you are of me" and I said "Ok" and he said "I'm terrified of women"
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