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“your password is weak” fuck you

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do you ever completely zone out and start fantasizing about cute little scenarios involving you and your fav that have absolutely no chance of happening and then you snap out of it and realize how much of a giant fucking loser you are

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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

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When the shampoo girl is washing your hair and you have to hold your big ass head up by your neck…. THAT is a test of emotional and physical strength.

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Troye and Ruby Rose

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Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They say sorry a lot because they’re genuinely afraid they’ve insulted you somehow

They ask if they’re annoying because they genuinely think they’ve somehow annoyed you

They say things are ‘awkward’ because they can be uncomfortable in any situation, no matter who with, they don’t mean to personally hurt you

They cry because sometimes people and situations are too much, not because they’re looking for attention

They don’t text you a lot because they’re clingy, it’s because if you don’t reply, they think they’ve done something wrong

They can be set off by little things, so don’t say they’re overreacting when they panic

Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They only mean the best

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Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

*gets hot partner*

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being 18+ on this site is so surreal. so many ppl are younger than me. everyone used to be older than me what happened. i am an Adult now i must protect the young ones

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one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

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just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

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loving that bi erasure!!!

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my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

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99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

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Diane Guerrero and Jackie Cruz