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damn we got 2025 today

damn we got 2022 tomorrow

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Get jolly with it

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I need a job for slow people please, what can I do at my own time not get anxious over it , I'm clearly not made to talk to people , no skills no lvl up on it either

No matter how much I try I either seem to sink to the bottom or take a shovel and dig deeper

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I killed all my sea snails from neattention

I don't think I'm a caring person to make something survive , wonder how thats gonna affect me

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IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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Hey here is your friendly reminder to not tell your nice boss stuff.

I’m at the executive management level for my very small company and I have 4 people who report directly to me. I am a nice boss. I’m friendly with my employees, I treat them like professional adults, I actively try to create a positive work environment, and I mentor them and make sure they’re advancing in their careers. I do my best to shield them from the rest of management doing stupid shit. My employees like working for me.

The other day one of my employees came to ask if she could change her hours on Mondays. I said yes immediately because it’s helpful for me to know when she’s here and when she’s not, but as long as she gets her work done I don’t care when and where she does it. She then proceeded to tell me that it was so she could attend therapy and like … I will never use this information but … as a general rule don’t fucking do that.

Do not tell your employer shit about your mental or physical health except for the bare minimum needed to request a reasonable accommodation. Even your nice boss can fire you, even your nice boss can unfairly change your working conditions, and even your nice boss at some point is probably going to face pressure from their superiors.

I’m not saying don’t trust your boss with anything ever. I’m just saying that anytime you are in the workplace you need to keep your private information private. You can still have a good relationship with your boss. Your workplace can still be pleasant. But if it ever feels like disclosing private information is required in order to have a good relationship with your boss, please see that as a red flag.

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We are committed to ensuring all of our meat is ethically sourced. Every steak you eat at this restaurant came from a cow who perished in an honorable duel to the death with one of our chefs.

This is our promise to you.

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guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

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We are a very very dumb, stupid people

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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So yeah uhm, the sketches (the only one i havent posted yes is the last one lol) consider this a teaser

[ EXPLOSION ]

[ VERY PRETTY ]

[*embracing death ]

[*sparkle ]

[*rainbow (gay?)]

It just makes me happy, that i realized all the ideas i had for ow fanart, even tho some of the projects were really complex and out of my comfort zone, like the Brittle Hollow picture (like yeah jfc holy fuck that picture jeez) and the other one being a small, but still an animation which is like, completely different from what i usually do, but i still did it!! im happy!

Got a bunch of new ideas watching my friends play see if you can decipher them lol

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give me a bed pls

Reblog if you're asexual and tired

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Long distance friends. The vilian got therapy and the call sometime. The hero has a dog and lives happily ever after.

No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.

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hmmmm

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YO FISH I MADE 1 BIG FINANCIAL PURCHASE TOO ,I BOUGHT GLASSES

not to brag but I just made a big financial purchase (one month of rent)