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it’s really hard to stand up to the beauty standards imposed onto trans men. work out, it makes you look more masculine, but don’t look too masculine otherwise you become a threat to poor defenceless cis women. don’t ever dress femininely otherwise you’re not really a trans man, but don’t dress masculine  because then you’re just buying into toxic masculinity. dress androgynously so people don’t have to think too hard about your gender, i mean, you’re basically just a butch woman at that point, right? cut your hair short, keep it short, if it goes past your ears you look like a woman and of course people are gonna misgender you if you don’t even try, but if you start balding when on T (or even off T depending on your genes), that’s kind of gross. put on a hat. no don’t grow a beard, you look gross, you’re supposed to be an uwu softboy, how can we think of you as an uwu softboy if you have ugly facial hair??? be soft. no, not that soft, trender. what do you mean you won’t wear a skirt? oh it makes you dysphoric? okay, sexist. what do you mean you feel comfortable in skirts? ugh, you make The Community™ a laughing stock.

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fucked up that we don’t make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

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Happy New Year!

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this is the most powerful being on the planet

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本來畫好的扇子是上面那樣 但實際對照影片才發現真實的扇子大小差不多是這樣…..

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Baby wields her first weapon

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Another doodle salvaging… more like redraw though! I don’t know how many Japanese guys have fapped to her. She’s the perfect character to practice long hair and sweet knockers. I have to practice more

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Dragon Quest IV chapters in a nutshell

Prologue: Lets see how much foreshadowing can we fit in 3 minutes

Chapter 1: AE WAE SAEM TAE GETS RAELLY SHAETTY SCOTTISH ACCENTS HALP-

Chapter 2: No, Tsarvena, you cannot punch your way through life. Yoy.

Chapter 3: Money in the bank, pimpin' ain't easy.

Chapter 4: Will the real murderer please stand up? I repeat, will the real murderer please stand up?

Chapter 5: All My Friends Are Dead So I Replaced Them With A Small Army :^)

Chapter 6: yeah you should be dead

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Anonymously or not, tell my muse something your muse likes about them

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//so i totally forgot that mod ari is on mobile half of the time so she can’t tag with my tags i made so here’s a list of her tags when she’s on mobile. why am i making this more inconvenient for the both of us? because im 0/10. -mod jakobs

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laissezfayreladies:

“AREY! I…uh…spent all my gold on the slot machine again. Meena? Sis? Can I borrow money? Pretty please?”

“…. Yes but be more careful next time! If you keep losing we won’t have enough money for rent!”