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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
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You know it's bad when your mom asks "what's this?" reaching for the floor, and you instinctively panic and pat your pockets
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Y'know, one thing I didn't expect when I started pet sitting was that I would have to share my glass of ice water with a cat.
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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5:30am
My thoughts are communicated through tv static, my memories blurry and filled with snow. Too much clouding my mind, hesitant to let go.
When I cover my ears, all I hear is thunder. Loud enough to keep me stuck to the floor, never getting up or quite reaching the door.
With the room as dark as the circles under my eyes, and the stars burning out like the fireflies, Nothing can save me from this descent. Or do I want to be saved? Do I want to vent?
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POST THIS SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM INSTANTLY
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Y'all
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