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our newest model includes the furby lainbow room 2064™ it comes with a scream setting so screams in faec and stuff. name your lainbow room™ out of our selection of name choices and sync it with your ipad because apple is better
when turning off put in closet with lights off for ten minutes when you here snoozing snooting snoring it is now sleeping and if u move it it will wake up and probally screeeeeeeem
put to sleep before u go too slep becose it soometiems will eat the flesh of small children
expecially those that play roblox
extra glitter + stickers avaliblefor $50 i name mine Mae Boo and it liiks mashed potato it love da cronch
if not fed it not vacuum ur hoose an stuff. make sure to feed not after midnight plus do not get wet or will multiply. you d not more then 1 o these teeny little buggers bc there a**holes
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the lainbow room™ has come out with yet another model known as the 100% vegan food vacuum lainbow room
if you buy it now it comes with extra chicken wings and a full bottle of you favorite flavor of ranch
for an extra sharge of twenty seven.ninrty five$ you can get some free roadkill with your luxury grill
if u dint no the limbo rainroom™ runs exclseivly on ranch and the blood of virgin rednecks
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our edgy model of the lainbow room™
only dispenses black rubber bands, for those edgy people in your life unless you are the edgy one
if you ask your dad to take you into the city to see a marching band, you can get 2 for the price of 1!!!
comes with a free black choker necklace for the price of $6.66
Edgyness is an artform that should be recognized more in our society.
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Lainbow room come out with our next new procudt the laser cat addition if you want more laser or cat it is 599$ per edition. This is a work in progress so please be courteuosu with our design.
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here is our not creative lainbow room™
for when your feeling escpecially uncreative
comes with free black sludge of death™ made with gluten free vaproized puppet and liquidized rat finkleheimer
if u worship malcolm our one true love god, you get 25% off your next traumatizing youtube series
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this is our left shrak lainbow room™ model
it only turns left
but you can get it to move other directions by changing your position around the lainbow room; it only moves your left.
it can also play katy perry musci if you yell “left shark is daddy” really loudly at the wall in your home nearest to your neightbors
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IF UR STILL NOT SATISFIED(he’ll never be satisfied)WE HAVE MOAR VARIETY OF LAINBOS RM™ just like ur extensive and expensive pokemon collection from when you were like 8
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for a simply price of tres instalmentof 500.000$ you can get a lainbow room™ for FREEEEE.
got urs before its 2 late
32 1 it is kind of late but we still haev some
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with the help of communism we were ab;e to hot glue a rainbow loom to a roomba
our stae of the art echonlgy allows you to vacuum your house and rainbow loom at the SSAEMME TIEMME™!! it will allows yu gay housewives out theyre to express your rainbow pride while cleansing your house of non lainbow room™ using sins
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weve created the lainbow room™ as a way to rainbw loom on the go. you can lamdo ram™ on the couch and limbo rod™ in the pool, but what about lainbow room™ anywhere with a protable charger.
Lainbow room™ allows for you to rainbow loom in any enviroment. Jungle winter, taiga, school, your moms house™
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i hate rainbow looms so much hat i made a new prodcut::
the lainbow room.
its a rainbow loom but better because screw the legit product, im better
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i ahte rainbo looms so much you dont even know
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