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things my boyfriend has done

- urgently marched into A&E and said ‘we’re having knee pain!!’ to the confused receptionist. i had to explain that it was only my knee and that he was just worried

- when asked to tag me in a meme of ‘what water are you?’, said ‘you are the ocean: home to all friends’

- loved ‘filthy gorgeous’ and, rather than learning the words, learned ‘all three parts in the song where they ring a triangle’

- after we had an argument about him not ‘getting’ my ADHD, i caught him halfway through a three hour playlist of lectures on ADHD, with a pen in hand, taking notes

- he suffered a TBI last summer and he did not like the orienting questions they ask (’what year is it? what day is it?’ etc). when asked ‘do you know where you are?’, he cracked one eye open and angrily said ‘in bed!’

- he played knack 2 and hated it. when i asked why he was still playing it, he said ‘so i never have to play it again’. he got every achievement and as soon as he got the last one he stood up, ejected the disc and returned it to the store

- lately he’s given up on making lunch so he just drinks huel which is a meal replacement shake, except huel is kind of boring so he sometimes puts nesquick strawberry powder in there

- my favourite drink is pepsi max. when asked about his dreams for the future, they often involve ‘being rich enough to find a way to pump pepsi max directly into our house’

- one time in our first year of dating i hadn’t seen him in weeks, whereas we normally saw each other all day every day, so i was gonna go stay with him for a couple days. he had a temporary job (i’m talking 2 weeks total) at the time and i was bummed that i was gonna be alone at his for a bit, but w/e. he was texting me like ‘work is going okay, in the line for the canteen right now’ while i got on the bus. i found the key where he said it was, i found a note on the table like ‘hi love! the wifi code is [password], I’ll be back at 5!’, and then I went into the lounge and he was there. he was lying on a fold-out bed with Marvin Gaye playing. the TV was on a powerpoint slide that said ‘Welcome, Jess. I quit my job.’ he was entirely naked except for a cushion with the letter ‘D’ over his crotch. im 95% sure there were candles

- we play the game Rimworld, where you micromanage a colony of people on an alien planet. he uses it entirely to simulate a peaceful colony, mostly of women, who have a large number of animals they care for and train. one time he got this random event where all the women in the colony got a psychic mood boost and he was like ‘honestly that’s my life goal’

- when he was in hospital and his cognitive functions were slowly coming back, he looked up from twitter with horror and said ‘jess… is the american president a racist?’

- we were playing Articulate, which is a game where you have to describe a word without saying the word itself. His partner said ‘when you’re beginning sex, you are…’. he, without a second of hesitation, yelled ‘FOREPLAY’. the answer was actually ‘initiating’, but my ego grew like fourteen times

- one time he asked me what guacamole was, and i told him, and he said ‘if it’s made up of things that already have names why does it have a different name?’ i have not let him live this down yet

- i used to have an eating disorder, and whilst i’m good 99.9% of the time now i occasionally do have wobbles. one time i’d eaten some mini-donuts and i told him ‘i kind of want to check the calories on those…’, so he immediately pulled the label off and ate it

- i lost him for like twenty minutes at a uni event, and when i found him he presented me with a pepsi max badge and said ‘i rode this mechanical bull to try and win you a year’s supply but i fell off pretty quickly. sorry.’

- we won the ‘best couple’ award in our year at uni, but neither of us were there to collect it because i was ill and he left halfway through to come home and take care of me

- one time he wasn’t paying attention while making lunch and he cracked an egg directly into the bin. the look of confusion on his face was priceless.

- on the rare occasions when i wake up before him, when i kiss him/ touch him he makes these little like… activation sounds? you know like when you touch a cat? it’s like those

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idk if you're filled up or not but! i'm down and have like an hour of experience as a player lol

yeah, you know what? h*ck it. if any of my mutuals wanna join a d&d campaign with a novice dm (that only knows what they’re doing like 73% of the time) let me know?? preferably ppl with little or no experience, since i’m not super confident anyways. yeah?

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never got the chance to post these yesterday since i had to leave the stream early, but the mystery games stream with ian was really fun!! i definitely left zork more confused than when i entered it, but she had lots of fun 💕

+ bonus, the whisper box is in the way but this was a cute one and i couldn’t let it go

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hey eza fam!

okay, so we’re trying to put together a sort of summer secret santa project for the eza community to spread a little extra love over the community. we figure that we all love to send the allies our love through personal letters, so it’s maybe time that we all give that love to each other as well.

the idea is to assign everyone another person to write a nice letter to a fellow community member to show appreciation for all the incredible people we have here.

if you’d like to participate please message me on here at @spoolesofthread or (@gray_north on twitter!) and we’ll get your info to put in our list. the deadline for signs ups is going to be july 17th, and the deadline for when letters are due will be given out once we have a better idea of how many people are participating.

even if you don’t want to participate, we would greatly appreciate any signal boosting you can do for us!

love & respect, spencer, casey, gray, and jesse

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are we the bad guys?

tabletop escapades

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Easy Allies Gothic

You worship a man named Sweeney. How he became such an iconic figure was simply luck, you think, but how could it be? You worship a god named Sweeney. All hail Sweeney.

There is no more happiness. Only jolliness.

You have never been excited. Only hyped.

It is Wednesday. Another episode of Tabletop Escapades has been posted. This time Pomper has decided to brutally maim someone for information. Huber has brought his axe.

They say another word for paradise is Yonkers.

Don is an astral projection originating from an unknown source somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.

A siren walks among you. Each week her song goes higher and higher until it should be inaudible to the human ear. But you can still hear her. You can always hear her.

Brad leaves to go use the restroom. Ultima Brad comes back. He spits on the ground, kicks over your chair and steals your pizza before leaving the garage. Brad returns with an odd look on his face.

This Frame Trap’s only two hours long, you say. You blink and the clock reads five hours later and Huber is talking about wrestling.

We have a Blood Pact. Yes, it sounds faintly ominous, but we promise it is completely safe. Join the Blood Pact.

Kyle is wearing a red hoodie. It is the same one as the last video, but suddenly it is different. It is a blue hoodie. You shrug and accept that Kyle is wearing a blue hoodie. Suddenly it is different. Kyle is wearing a purple hoodie. Kyle is always wearing a hoodie.

You dare to suggest that the best Ally is not Sophie. Ben shows up to your house in the middle of the night with a katana.

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not to be dramatic, but i’d die for the way his hair looks in the top row, great hair night

it was a horrendous night for tetris though, just watch the way he slowly starts losing it in the bottom row

+ bonus, his googly eyed invader who began the stream

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i drew this like. a month ago but never posted it here lmao

i don’t even know how much of the community is on tumblr bc a lot of us chill on twitter now but anyway!!

ian bc i love her

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↳ illegal allies

in which los santos is ignited; they’re less of a crew and more of a miracle.

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Easy Allies Gothic

Everyone hates Roosterteeth. You wonder what they did. Then, of course, you remember.

You worship a man named Sweeney. How he became such an iconic figure was simply luck, you think, but how could it be? You worship a god named Sweeney. All hail Sweeney.

There is no more happiness. Only jolliness.

You have never been excited. Only hyped.

It is Wednesday. Another episode of Tabletop Escapades has been posted. This time Pomper has decided to brutally maim someone for information. Huber has brought his axe.

They say another word for paradise is Yonkers.

Don is an astral projection originating from an unknown source somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.

A siren walks among you. Each week her song goes higher and higher until it should be inaudible to the human ear. But you can still hear her. You can always hear her.

Brad leaves to go use the restroom. Ultima Brad comes back. He spits on the ground, kicks over your chair and steals your pizza before leaving the garage. Brad returns with an odd look on his face.

This Frame Trap’s only two hours long, you say. You blink and the clock reads five hours later and Huber is talking about wrestling.

We have a Blood Pact. Yes, it sounds faintly ominous, but we promise it is completely safe. Join the Blood Pact.

Kyle is wearing a red hoodie. It is the same one as the last video, but suddenly it is different. It is a blue hoodie. You shrug and accept that Kyle is wearing a blue hoodie. Suddenly it is different. Kyle is wearing a purple hoodie. Kyle is always wearing a hoodie.

You dare to suggest that the best Ally is not Sophie. Ben shows up to your house in the middle of the night with a katana.

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gopher wood EP out now!

a collection of songs about not-drowning, beaches, bays, crying a lot, and making something from nothing. 

GET IT HERE

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How cool is the EZA community for actually going and getting this Bosman v. Wozniak book of poems signed by Steve Wozniak himself?! It blows my mind that he wrote Kyle a personal letter and is now aware of Kyle’s objective of defeating him. I still wish I got to actually see Kyle shed tears.

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Leave a brush and a character in my ask

You know the neopet brushes? Well, I made an art challenge for it.

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the easy allies themed art prompt for march was ‘happiness’ !! in order, first therese by gray @cuprea, necator by @acloring and final therese by me! the theme for april will be magic, suggested by gray! deadline is 1st may, any submissions accepted - writing, music, videos, drawing, etc

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ian hinck is the mitochondria of my life. she’s the powerhouse of my entire being

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redid this tonight

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i love these losers very very much