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Peter Parker being purposefully cryptid to all the adult avengers and they think that’s just how kids speak so they desperately try and understand him but no matter how many translation programs Tony runs he just can’t fucking understand what the kid is goddamn saying

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Attacking people who write fic that isn’t the fic you want to read won’t make them suddenly stop writing the fic they want and start writing the fic you want. 

They may stop writing in your fandom completely, and there won’t be more of the fic you want; just less fic overall.

Or, they may double down out of spite and write even more of the fic you don’t want, because fuck you, you entitled little goblin. 

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See you at the Inter House Unity party and don’t hold your breath there’ll be a zillion characters

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I don't really understand people who hates on billionaire, like, do you think they just ask for money and money comes to them? They literally work for it. Its not their fault that they manage to create something while you had to work in mcdonald.

Sure, those who is an heir to a company doesn't create the company, but if the ceo is useless, do you think the company wouldn't go bankrupt? Those billionaire work for their money.

Those of you who said "They take all the money while the poor didn't get any", its like saying, "The kids who got straight As get all the praise from the teacher while the kids who got Ds didn't get any". Its about your hardwork and what kind of work it is. Maybe you don't agree with grades, so here another example, "An actor get more money than a painter." Or "A professional actor who works on big movie get more money than a professional actor who works on small movie."

The poor vs the rich. You don't just go from 100 to 100, you go from 0 to 100. The billionaire WORKS for their money just like those who get 50$ everyday. Who do you think create the company? Who do you think create and make the ideas? And here, YOU literally are the one who gives "MONEY" to the billionaire. You use their things, you buys their things, you read their things, you watch their things. Don't fault them when you are literally using their products.

Some billionaire aren't a billionaire from the start, some of them are poor, but they work for their money and look at them now.

Billionaire didn't just happen. Its happen when someone use their products. You want a fair and share? Its like saying a headmaster should be paid the same as the teacher because a headmaster didn't teach the students.

Its about where you stood and what you do. We do not live in a "everyone should have the same" because it will not be fair. This is like, someone who works 10hours a day should be paid the same like someone who work 5hours a day.

Everyone works different and everyone get differents. Just because they create and work for something that you can't do, and they get more money than you, you can't just be mad and goes "World is not fair." World doesn't work like that.

If someone works and sell more than others, why should the be paid the same? Why shouldn't billionaire get their money when they work for it?

Here is an example of someone who work for their money

LI KA-SHING

Li Ka-shing was born in Chao'an, Chaozhou in Guangdong Province, Republic of China, in 1928 to Teochew parents. Owing to his father's death, he was forced to leave school before the age of 15 and found a job in a plastics trading company where he worked 22 hours a day. In 1950 he started his own company, Cheung Kong Industries. From manufacturing plastics, Li developed his company into a leading real estate investment company in Hong Kong that was listed on the Hong Kong Stock Exchange in 1971. Cheung Kong expanded by acquiring Hutchison Whampoa and Hongkong Electric Holdings Limited in 1979 and 1985 respectively. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Ka-shing

HOWARD SCHULTZ

In an interview with the Mirror, Schultz said: “Growing up I always felt like I was living on the other side of the tracks. I knew the people on the other side had more resources, more money, happier families. And for some reason, I don’t know why or how, I wanted to climb over that fence and achieve something beyond what people were saying was possible. I may have a suit and tie on now but I know where I’m from and I know what it’s like.”

Schultz ended up winning a football scholarship to the University of Northern Michigan and went to work for Xerox after graduation. Shortly after, he took over a coffee shop called Starbucks, which at the time had only 60 shops. Schultz became the company’s CEO in 1987 and grew the coffee chain to more than 16,000 outlets worldwide. https://www.businessinsider.my/billionaires-who-came-from-nothing-2013-12/?r=US&IR=T

Now, I'm going to end this things. I'm sorry for my grammar, English is not my first language and I hope you understand what I'm trying to say. 

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Gen Z culture as told by Avengers

Peter P: I’m convinced that being queer is part of Gen Z culture.

Steve: Queer as in gay?

Tony: No, he obviously means queer as in weird, the correct definition of the word.

Peter: How about both *smirks* *walks away with finger guns*

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Peter, entering the tower: hey dad

Ned, following: hello, mr. Stark

MJ, also walking: what’s up?

Tony: hi my only son and his two friends who never seem to hang out at their own house

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Tony: How was school Peter? Peter:٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ Tony: What… how… Peter: ٩( ‘ω’ )و Tony: How are you doing that?! Peter: ╰(*´︶`*)╯ Tony: PETER! Peter: ( T_T)＼(^-^ ) ♡

Earlier…

Shuri: I have this thing…

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Neville: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my students cry inside.

Neville: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a hippogriff and, while looking Teddy Lupin right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.

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drarry social media au (that no one asked for) part 6.2/ ? part [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6.1]

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drarry social media au (that no one asked for) part 2/ next

part [1] (click photo for better quality)

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Spiders (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

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MERMAY- MAY AU

 in the tradition of mermay, this months au is mermaid!au!

Of Scales and Sails

years ago, Yuuri saved a boy from drowning. since then, the mermaid became enchanted by the silver haired human and watched from afar as he grew up. 

Victor is the prince of his kingdom but does not fit into his role as much as his father would have liked. Despite being raised to hunt, rule and conquer, Victor has been obsessed with the sea since he almost drowned as a child. He is convinced he was saved by a creature of the sea and is determined to prove his experience was real. 

Yuuri knows the dangers of swimming too close to the human world, but when he sees the prince’s smile each time he floats an enchanted flower to the prince, it is worth it. Maybe one day they will meet again.

so yes, im back! i still have a very busy month, so a nice easy mermaid au seemed the perfect fit for mermay! 

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soulmate au where soulmates share all acquired skills, so if one of them knows a language the other automatically does too or if one can play and instrument, the other can do it too, and yuuri is a genius skater from the moment he steps on the ice which makes him think he’s only good bc his soulmate must be, but he genuinely has no idea who his soulmate might be since there are so many good skaters out there, so the timeline progresses like it did – vicchan dies, yuuri bombs sochi because even if he has the skill his nerves are still getting in the way, and he still sweeps victor off his feet, semi-retires and skates stammi vicino…

so when victor shows up at the onsen and speaks perfectly fluent japanese they both end up staring at one another just like ‘what’ but yuuri still denies any possibility that victor might be his soulmate until one day in practice he gets distracted by how beautiful victor is and falls on a jump, sprains his ankle like the fool he is, and finally yuuri gets fed up with it all when victor helps him off the ice while murmuring soft things in russian that yuuri hears as russian, but also not, also like it’s almost japanese but it isn’t and it’s confusing and frankly annoying and ‘can you please stop calling me your ray of sunlight, there is nothing sunny about me victor’ and it’s in that moment that victor freezes and yuuri does too bc that was russian he can speak russian and victor can speak japanese and oh my god how the fuck is victor nikiforov his soulmate

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YOI Inside Out AU

Cannot resist this!!!

1. Yuuri is the star here and he is sixteen years old, transferring high schools and he is GRADE A terrified.

2. Inside of his brain, we have Phichit (Joy), Chris (Envy), Yuri P. (Anger), Georgi (sadness), and Yuuri (fear) - yes the fear representation inside of Yuuri’s head is his own likeness because, hell, anxiety is basically your own mind trying to sabotage you (just go with me on this lol)

3. First day of school, Yuuri spots Victor. Cue the equivalent of “CUTE BOY! WARNING CUTE BOY!” except it is literally just Phichit and Chris running in circles making their own siren sounds and Yuri screaming about how boys ARE NOT the thing they should be focusing on (“We have hockey tryouts later, get your heads out of your @$$e$!”). And Fear Yuuri is cowering under the desk muttering “please don’t let him see me, please don’t let him see me.” Georgi is draped over the desk lamenting about how alone they are.

4. Victor DEFINITELY sees him. And approaches Yuuri. All five emotions are swooning, except Yuri who is still raging about this “NOT BEING A PRIORITY AND SHUT UP PHICHIT WE ARE SIXTEEN, WE CAN CUSS NOW YOU SUNNY DOUCHE CANOE!” Phichit, Chris, and even Georgi fight over the controls of what Yuuri is going to say so he speaks in random clipped sentences, flushes bright red and runs away. (Fear Yuuri cheers him on for this and Phichit throws a shoe at him)

5. Yuuri tries out for the hockey team and fails miserably through the first half of tryouts, pushing off the ice and fleeing to cry in the hallway. Victor finds him, tells him an animated story about how bad Victor was at his first practice and then promises to buy Yuuri ice cream if he at least comes back until the end. Yuuri let’s Victor pull him back to his feet, and they don’t let go of each other’s hands. Inside of Yuuri’s brain, the emotions are basically having a rave - Chris is doing the cabbage patch, Phichit is doing the running man, Georgi is voguing, Fear Yuuri is spinning around a pole and Yuri is punching a wall (”Nice Kung Fu fighting moves!” Fear Yuuri, who is drunk on new love, yells to Yuri.)

BONUS: Victor’s brain is 5 emotions and they are all walking and talking poodles. Yes, Victor thinks in poodles and every time he sees Yuuri his poodle emotions get so excited they knock everything over with their tails.

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Harry: Draco…

Draco: Yes dear

Harry: Why don’t you have a shadow

Harry: You’re standing in full sunlight

Draco: Oh I just told it that unless it looked as good as I did it wasn’t allowed to be seen

Draco: And voila. No more shadow

Harry:… what.. how..

Harry: you know what I don’t even want to know.