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The royal family

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immovable object (paternal love) vs unstoppable force (unfathomable cringe)

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intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me

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gay people atelier for milord @chipchopclipclop

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the girls

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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

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finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

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when I was born Sappho’s spirit gently floated into my room & sweetly bopped my nose & that’s why I’m so gay

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What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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Weiss just wants a hug too …

I did it and now I can only remember that scene from madagascar 2

Hey! I have open commissions, interested please contact me! ^^

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