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a poem about being fat
When you’re fat, it’s a big fucking joke when you get fast food When you’re fat, it’s a big fucking joke when you get a salad
When you’re fat, it’s a big fucking joke when you don’t exercise When you’re fat, it’s a big fucking joke when you go to the gym
It’s great to bring so many people so much joy
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"I got asked in a job interview to describe the ideal job that I’d create for myself if I had a magic wand. I thought that was the stupidest question. I would never use my magic wand to create a job."
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