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we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

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Nonbinary.net/careers

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"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an

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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

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Everybody always calls me a silly goose but never a handsome goose or clever goose...

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Is it more Marxist to be a sadist or a masochist?

FROM EACH ACCORDING TO ABILITY

TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEED

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Today's Seal Is: Asking So Nicely

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I like how boycotting Target is becoming like, a reoccurring thing done for opposing political reasons

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david lynch’s notes to a theater tattoo’d on user ginfantasy

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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mommy should've aborted kitten when she had the chance #prochoiceblr