laerwenmith
Laerwen Mith
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laerwenmith · 7 hours ago
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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laerwenmith · 7 hours ago
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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
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laerwenmith · 7 hours ago
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laerwenmith · 8 hours ago
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laerwenmith · 8 hours ago
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“I’m a boy” “im a girl” okay?? I’m the reigning king of Ithaca?? I am neither man nor mythical??? I am your darkest moment??? I am the infamous Odysseus????????????????
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laerwenmith · 8 hours ago
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i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs
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laerwenmith · 10 hours ago
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known for leaving places early
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laerwenmith · 10 hours ago
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laerwenmith · 10 hours ago
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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.
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laerwenmith · 21 hours ago
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maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores
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laerwenmith · 21 hours ago
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mood
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laerwenmith · 21 hours ago
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tumblr are you telling me something
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laerwenmith · 21 hours ago
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there’s a lot going on here
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laerwenmith · 21 hours ago
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i think there is no greater gap between how tumblr engages with something and how the rest of the world engages with something than steven universe
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laerwenmith · 21 hours ago
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how to make movies good again:
put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!
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laerwenmith · 21 hours ago
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THE DOTTED LINE??? i’m wheezing she was laser focussed on those tiddies
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laerwenmith · 21 hours ago
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