some things in life are worth living for. and when i say "some things", i mean hummus. my life is a summary of sitting at the kid's table and coughing up inappropriate jokes.
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March 31, 2017 :: American Hustle party with my love #throwback #butonlyafewmonths #notaseverethrowback #butathrowbackregardless #thisisntmyhair #boulder #salonlyfe #lololololol #partyallnight #everyday #allday #lotsofrecreatingthatjenniferlawrenceamyadamskiss #sogay #AMERICA #nipsoutsds (at Wonder Press)
#everyday#nipsoutsds#throwback#sogay#butathrowbackregardless#lololololol#america#salonlyfe#butonlyafewmonths#partyallnight#thisisntmyhair#notaseverethrowback#allday#lotsofrecreatingthatjenniferlawrenceamyadamskiss#boulder
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March 21, 2017 :: About time 鉁傦笍鉁傦笍鉁傦笍#snip #thattransformationthough #sidedoorsalon #everyonewasstaring #butthatsnormalforandy #donated #salon #salon #salon #boulder #boulder #boulder #RIPTarzandy
#everyonewasstaring#donated#sidedoorsalon#snip#butthatsnormalforandy#thattransformationthough#salon#riptarzandy#boulder
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March 18th, 2017 : 馃崁 #Denver #stpatricksday #somuchfun #butimpayingforittoday #ALWAYSEATSOMETHINGMARGUERITE #eminenceensemble #PONY #bootyfordays #weallknowitsaboutlane #kanye2024 #kylielipkit (at The Ogden Theatre)
#kylielipkit#denver#eminenceensemble#weallknowitsaboutlane#somuchfun#stpatricksday#bootyfordays#kanye2024#pony#butimpayingforittoday#alwayseatsomethingmarguerite
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March 16th, 2017 : feelin' myself (shoutout to @harmony_kilgore because I took this photo at your station giiiiirl and it's not like this was the first one I took, I had to move your chair and everything, you're the bomb) #OOTD #boulder #boulderboulderboulder #wheredoiwork #beyoncealways #but #kanye2024
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Blonde as fuck 馃#cornerbarALWAYS #salonbitches #drinks #withthegays #ALWAYS #boulder #likeboulderlifestyle #weareboulder #coloradonative #GETMETHATBUMPERSTICKERSOEVERYONEKNOWS #lolololol #boulderboulderboulderboulder #thisbitchisgettingmarriedsoon (at The Corner Bar)
#thisbitchisgettingmarriedsoon#boulderboulderboulderboulder#salonbitches#lolololol#boulder#coloradonative#getmethatbumperstickersoeveryoneknows#withthegays#cornerbaralways#always#likeboulderlifestyle#weareboulder#drinks
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February 26th, 2017 :: Casey Affleck won and that's all I really cared about. #Oscars2017 #thatsteveharveymomentthough #cringe #cringe #cringe #ManchesterByTheSea #filmoftheyear #lalalandwasgood #butlike #MOONLIGHT
#thatsteveharveymomentthough#lalalandwasgood#filmoftheyear#manchesterbythesea#moonlight#butlike#cringe#oscars2017
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February 21st, 2017 : the President of the United States. #selfexplanatory #fucktrump
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February 14th, 2017 :: and then I turned 24. #fivedaysago #delicious #myladies #love #boulder #birthdayyyyyyy #cornerbarALWAYS #ifeelthesame #exceptimlikeactuallyblondenowyo #kanye2024 (at Hotel Boulderado)
#ifeelthesame#fivedaysago#cornerbaralways#delicious#birthdayyyyyyy#exceptimlikeactuallyblondenowyo#love#boulder#kanye2024#myladies
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February 5th, 2017 :: what I'll look like until further notice. #hungover #ithinkthatsprettyclear #IstilllookHELLAdope #home #workedthismorning #imdying #maybeimalreadydead #MOM #AMIDEAD (at Denver, Colorado)
#imdying#amidead#ithinkthatsprettyclear#hungover#maybeimalreadydead#mom#workedthismorning#home#istilllookhelladope
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City Park-ing and box wine-ing #Denver #park #itslikesixtydegrees #pinotgrigiofordays #kanye2024 #thisbuildingiscool #itsmonday 馃摳: @ashjm93 (at City Park)
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January 21st, 2017 :: Even though work got in the way of marching today, @lissaberd and I got these GORGEOUS @sugarbakeshopdenver cookies for our lady coworkers, and they were delicious. PLUS 100% of that cookie $$ went to Planned Parenthood...that's the definition of a win-win. #denver #womensmarch #fundamentalrights #alllove #soproud #feminist #foreverandalways (at Boulder, Colorado)
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January 19th, 2017 :: Thank you for the last eight years #BarackObama #mypresident #MichelleObama #myfirstlady #change #hope #USA #wearefucked #imscared #forevergrateful
#forevergrateful#usa#imscared#myfirstlady#change#michelleobama#wearefucked#mypresident#hope#barackobama
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January 8th, 2017 :: What Would Mary Kate Do? #drink #drink #drink #drink #marykate #FORLIFE #kanye2024 #GOALS
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January 1st, 2017 :: A little Gatsby to ring in the new year #newyear #newme #justkidding #thecunninghams #twenties #yoloAMIRIGHT #2017 #denver #20daysleftofobama #loveyoubro (at Westminster, Colorado)
#20daysleftofobama#yoloamiright#newme#denver#twenties#newyear#justkidding#2017#thecunninghams#loveyoubro
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The posts I've already done for this one meal is getting borderline obnoxious but DUDE, this was one of the best meals of my life, and these cocktails are all Game of Thrones themed. We've got the Mother of Dragons, I Drink And I Know Things and Cersei's Revenge. It's nerdy and delicious and 10/10 plus a ten because regular scales are for regular restaurants #stoicandgenuine (at Stoic & Genuine S&G Fish)
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JUST A GLIMPSE into the deliciousness that was tonight. Like, WHAT. WHAT. If you don't eat seafood, you aren't living your life to the fullest. #stoicandgenuine
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