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There are definitely parts of Krakoa that I'm going to miss. Seeing Kurt, Storm, and the Throuple playing pool on the moon while Wolverine suggests kidnapping some children is totally on that list.
Though I admit, it kind of bugs me that no one seems to wear civilian clothing on Krakoa. Except maybe that time Magneto wore a slutty lounge outfit in his mind during Trial of Magneto because he expected Xavier to look inside. You can't tell me all that spandex is comfortable.
(Children of the Atom #1)
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Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.
Bonus:
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All these “wolverine gets passed around the x-mansion like a blunt” jokes are ignoring the obvious. Scott summers is equally a whore. Logan may be the mansions communal top but Scott’s the communal bottom.
Jean grey, Madelyn Pryor, Emma frost, wolverine, angel, psychlocke, storm, pretty sure Polaris is in there somewhere.
Cyclops is a slut. Get it right.
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"Scott Summers uses two-in-one/ he uses the like seven in one."
No the fuck he doesn't. Maybe in the orphanage, maybe his first few months with Xavier. But after Warren and Jean got there?????
Girl.
Those two almost kneeled over. Scott's hair is always drawn as luscious and soft and sometimes a little wavy. That is boosted once those two get him on a proper bath and body routine! Actual conditioner! A separate bottle for it. And for body wash!
These two are style icons, taking care of themselves. Warren uses high quality products which he sometimes forces Scott to use despite his protests that he won't be able to afford it so he shouldn't get used to using it. Jean has those lovely curls of her's. (Eighties Jean is my Jean's hair, grow up if you have that 'straight hair makes it better' mentality.) She's grown up using so many products to tame it that she can sit down and explain to her stupid boyfriend why he can't expect the same outcome from a three-in-one compared to an actual bottle of shampoo and conditioner that are meant to help his kind of hair.
Once he is saved, Emma has no issue showering with this man once they get together. She'd be appalled by those in the same vicinity as her, so even if he lapsed into bad habits, she got her man. With an extra kick if needed.
Stop slandering my man, once he is taught correctly, he takes care of his body and hygiene.
This is a ramble, I'm tired. I saw someone say he uses this and now I'm mad. This man has so many icons in his life that have to take special care of their hair and he would not be caught dead after a certain point with the Axe 800 in one bottle of soap.
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Hi! im making the scogean story in memes! lmao i love them too much to not do this, so this is Part 1 of uh moat likely 5 parts
Next >
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Jubilee: There is at least one person in this mansion that takes Omegaverse seriously.
Logan: And that someone is Scott.
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(Cable #4)
So one thing I find really fascinating about Scott's Stay-at-home-dad period of the Krakoa arc is how desperately he tries to provide a NORMAL environment for his son.
Like, of course, Nathan is not "normal". He's never going to be normal. He's seventeen years old and he's already seen a ton of shit. No matter how hard Redd and Slym tried, poor Nate spent his childhood in a terrifying apocalyptic (and Apocalyptic) wasteland. And then there was the time in between.
And Nate doesn't do normal things. He's a superhero. He's off saving mutant babies or helping Kwannon with her weird issues (...that also involve a kidnapped baby...there's a bit of a theme, really). And Scott doesn't try to stop him from doing that. He can, however, make sure that Nate comes on field trips, and family vacations, and just sits down for family dinner once in a while.
And the funny thing is, it seems to be working? Nate's not "normal". Whatever normal is. But he actually seems to be fairly well adjusted when you get down to it. He's got friends. He's got a dating life. He's got parents, to whom he can come when he needs help. And he does!
(X of Swords - Creation)
He really does!
Parenting a kid Nathan's age is tricky anyway. You have to find that balance between respecting them, their abilities, and their autonomy, while still being able to set boundaries and guidelines and give them the support and structure that they need. It's even trickier when you take into account everything Nate's already been through.
But Scott and Jean are managing. That is a teenager. Not a soldier. And one day, this Cable is going to become the grizzled, embittered veteran that we all know and love. But he's a grizzled, embittered veteran who can still call Scott Summers "Dad", and still knows where to come when he needs help.
Scott may not have been able to ensure that his son had a better life than he had, but I think he's made a fair go of giving the kid a better CHILDHOOD than he had. And that's not nothing.
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hindsight makes jeralt trying to act like byleth has never been to the monastery before insanely funny to me
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“Reunion at Dawn”
happy 5th anniversary, three houses!!!
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very funny to imagine the differences in the ending bit of chapter 10
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I still can't quite get over the very first meet up (or fight, if you will) between the Avengers and the X-Men.
So, for some context, Professor Xavier is currently in a mostly mental battle with his old enemy, Lucifer. (An alien, not the devil.) And there's some bullshit going on where if something disrupts Lucifer's heartbeat, it will endanger the world.
Fine, okay. Perfectly good reason to not want the Avengers coming in to deal with this evil presence that they're sending.
But how does Xavier decide to deal with this?
He sends his secret army of children out to fight them. And while the Original Five's ages tend to fluctuate pretty wildly during the old issues, one thing is clear. They are very explicitly teenagers. And Tony Stark says as much.
And the thing is, the Avengers aren't even unfriendly here. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to blame the Avengers for more recent conflicts, but this one is not their fault.
"Let's join forces!" Cap says, and given that they are, generally, pretty reasonable people and not mindless berserkers, it seems like it would be a good time to let them know what the real problem is.
The kids are right there. Xavier could tell Scott or Jean to fill them in. Or, if Xavier has his doubts about the kids' ability to understand or communicate the problem, he could just telepathically contact the Avengers, right? He's clearly capable of telepathy at the moment.
And it's not like he doesn't telepathically contact them later. After about three pages of Avengers vs. X-Men 1.0, we get:
Now okay, I will, reluctantly, be fair to Xavier. The next panel indicates that he can NOW explain the situation to Thor because he's temporarily knocked Lucifer down.
I don't know how long it would take to telepathically explain a situation in full. But I feel like he could have very quickly sent a message like "WAIT, YOU WILL KILL US ALL" in the same time he took to send literal children to fight these very powerful, world-recognized superheroes.
OR, failing that, rather than say "go fight the Avengers", he could have sent the message: "Explain to them what I just told you, in that top panel right there."
So anyway, after that, the Avengers just...leave. And Xavier never really brings it up again. And okay, there's still a bomb to deal with, but you'd think the fact that the teenagers successfully held off the world's greatest superheroes would be a somewhat relevant conversation topic?
Nah, but we do have time to preach at a supervillain and not explain anything to the kids.
And there's something really kind of sad that not a single one of these teenagers even asks. Because they know he won't tell them anything.
Xavier is The Worst.
(Uncanny X-Men #9)
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