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Remember when I had Kimiyo call Arthur the Hamburglar?!?!?

He’s got the last laugh now

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My love language is looking my husband dead in the eyes as he’s walking towards the door, and then making sure he can hear the sound of the deadbolt as I’m locking it

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tiktoks with vine energy

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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my toxic trait is that i exclusively refer to fast food restaurants using these names

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“We slidin’, boah.”

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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Just bit the bullet and paid $400 for the Hot Toys figure I’ve wanted for the last five years…it’s coming from Japan so I really hope I don’t get scammed 😩

Cross your fingers for meeee

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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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Blog for me my angel

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PLEASE this is so funny