Bi Disaster™ est. 1978 Preferred Pronouns: She/Her/Hey You
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Just got to see Michael Rooker’s ass! Amazing. 12/10.
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the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string
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when i was a kid, a new family moved into our neighborhood. my parents wanted to welcome them, so my dad made a bowl of salsa and went over with my mom to introduce themselves. the husband of the new family was very excited when he got the salsa—he was a professional chef and as such no one ever made food for him because they always assumed he’d think it was bad, just because he was a good cook.
the moral of the story: give your artist friends art! give your writing friends writing! and give your chef friends food! even if they’re “better” at it than you. i can assure you that they’ll love it regardless because it came from you.
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there are beautiful women in my email inbox telling me "You have sold an item on the Community Market"
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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”
Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.
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Watched White Elephant this morning and it’s 90% Michael Rooker striding around in glasses, a suit, and a concealed carry holster. I’m not mad at it 🥵
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THIS IS KILLING ME
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I'm just offering this for 34 reasons and wanted to add a loud "fuck that guy" (and a big fuck you to anyone who still supports that human POS)
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