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i’m straight up losing it and by “it” haha well. let’s just say. my rights

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lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

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Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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Remember to vote, or blow up parliament, depending on which side of the Atlantic you are.

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"who knows what they still do on tumblr"

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Happy Halloween! Biggest Chungus wanted to be Billy the Puppet and I didn’t want to pay over $30 for a flimsy plastic mask so I made it myself using white glue, a grocery store ad, cardboard, and an $8 Squid Game mask as the base mold.

He took a pack of mini Uno cards and asked everyone if they wanted to play a little game, lmao

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Circle of Fear | Legion of Demons | 1973

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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

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This morning I spent more than two hours at the DMV waiting to renew my license so I went to JoAnn as a treat. When the cashier asked how I was, I told them about my time at the dmv and said that I now had the zoomies

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dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs

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“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking

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honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"

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Salem Saberhagen + Outfits

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they need to bring patronage back. i was not meant to 'clock in' or 'take exams', i should be attending salons and being a dandy on someone else's dime while producing one creative work of merit every five years

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The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again