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Who Deserves a Home?

Habitat for Humanity built my family a house, but many people think we weren’t worthy of one.

by Mazie Lovie

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Application to serve

How much can you tribute?

How will you serve me?

What are you hoping to get by serving me?

Your experience, age, name and some general information about yourself.

A photo of yourself with my name

This does not need to include your face this can just be written on your body.

Master Lily/mistress Lily are acceptable

Extra points towards you if you tribute first, more than likely if you don’t tribute I will just dismiss your application.

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It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

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Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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He’s so fucking valid I love him

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who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

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I found my favorite profile

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Voldemort is basically a middle school girl, he has a locket, a diary, a tiara, a ring, and is completely obsessed with a teenage boy.

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the ratemyprofessor for one of my college’s philosophy profs

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