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Average gotham knights experience (the game crashes not even 30 seconds later). Shoutout to @magnusj the most stealthy redhood player.

[Robin: OK. Let's do this SNEAKY STYLE.

[Robin: Jason NO-]

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Loving you was like loving the dead

its a tradition of mine to draw at least one Peter Steele piece for spooky month every year,so...

PATREON

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I’m angry

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I don’t think Hemsworth liked it.

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Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN

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Siri, is it illegal to “ok boomer” a judge?

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he angery

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My 13 years old daughter has a great sense of humour, she drew this today!

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mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

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[y/n]: *on the phone* dad? i need your help! i-

bruce: is the manor on fire?

[y/n]: ...no?

bruce: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*

tim: well? what did he say? what we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

[y/n]: apparently it’s not an emergency

jason: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??

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Jem: It’s so cold

Will: James why didn’t you say something sooner *covers Jem in blankets*

Alec: Its chilly.

Jace: *crushing him in a hug* I told you to bring your jacket. Your lucky I’m so damn hot.

Emma: Burrr.

Jules: Oh no! Emma are you cold?? *starts a fire* Don’t worry I’m on it!!

Mathew: Oh James! It’s so cold!

James: Well damn Mathew I cant control the weather.

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Kit: Good morning cruel world.

Ty: Don't you mean goodbye?

Kit: No I meant good morning. This world may be cruel but I'm still kickin'.

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The shadowhunters chronicles, a summary:

TMI: Jace, no.

TID: Will, no.

TDA: Emma, no.

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TWP: Ty, no.

Kit: TY YES.

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Kit: At my funeral, there is going to be a closed casket, and then it will be opened to reveal that I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing in the background.

(Later)

Kit: Nevermind, Tessa says I can’t do that