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[ladydarklord]

"you can't ship billy and eddie, they never even met--"

yes they did. billy bought weed from eddie the first weekend he ended up in shitsville, indiana. saw him at a party billy shouldered his way into, his dopey grin and chatting with everyone, his halo of hair and knew he had the good shit. eddie rolled him a joint and said "first ones on the house, man" and billy rolled his eyes and smoked it out on the back porch with eddie and didnt realize eddie doesn't do freebies but eddie thought the mullet was cute, so it was the least eddie could do

billy tapped the buttons on eddie's vest--anthrax, judas priest--and said "nice" and something stupid and wistful swelled in eddie's gut, settled around his heart

billy tells eddie d&d is dumb nerd shit and he steals eddie's cigarettes and kicks the wheels of his van with a scowl and drives eddie home when his van is actually being a piece of shit and they fight over the radio every time

eddie plays his guitar out on the trailer's deck and it doesn't sound as good as he wants because wayne warned him not to piss off the neighbours anymore with his amp but billy still knows the songs, murmurs the lyrics under his breath, blowing smoke rings at the moon

eddie seeks billy out in the halls at school. they hunch under the bleachers in the cold, sharing a smoke, blowing into their hands in turn to warm them up and eddie can't stop staring at the way billy's eyes look so bright against the grey monotony of Indiana, the way his nose goes pink in the cold

billy drives eddie around his camaro and only punches eddie in the thigh when eddie puts his beat up converse on the dash and lets him get pretzel dust all over the seats and tries not to think of how much he likes eddie here, beside him, how surprising and aggravating it is that he makes this backwater hellhole actually okay

how he looks forward to seeing eddie's mop of hair in the cafeteria at lunch, doesn't mind at all how loud he talks, his sharp laugh, his dumb doe eyes, how he constantly fiddles with his rings and how billy just stares and stares at his hands, pulling his smokes to the filter every time

they kiss for the first time at the picnic table behind the running track at school because no one ever goes there and eddie plays with the curls behind billy's ear, billy fists a hand into the arm of eddie's denim vest to keep him close

sorry you didn't watch the same show

[ladydarklord]

Giacomo Balla (Italian, 1871-1958), Patriotic Demonstration, 1915. Oil on canvas, 101 x 137.5 cm. Museo Nacional Thyssen-Bornemisza, Madrid

[ladydarklord]

modern ronance, anyone?

[ladydarklord]

Beaver supermoon.

(November 15, 2024)

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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if jeremy allen white is a rat boy then ayo edebiri is like a beautiful cartoon rabbit girl with long eyelashes i would have had a crush on when i was 7

[ladydarklord]

Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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steve and eddie rough housing in the living room on christmas eve night. wayne only chuckles and shakes his head bc the trailer hasn’t been this lively on christmas since eddie was a little boy.

however, he does eventually have to tell them to knock it off bc they’ve almost knocked the tree over twice and steve’s got eddie in a headlock, demanding he say uncle, and eddie has a mouthful of steve’s arm and growling like a rabid dog with no signs of letting go.

they are dating.

[ladydarklord]

Jopper wedding manifestation GO!

Available on Redbubble here :)

[ladydarklord]

Such good friends✨

A little something for @azrielgreen's Scorpio Skies.

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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Behold, Eddie studies!

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alancummingreally I wore this suit to the Met gala centuries ago in protest at being told to shut up and keep out of politics during the Iraq war, but I think today its message is even more prescient and vital.

The quote is by the great Audre Lord and the suit was designed by Stephen Cirona.

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[ladydarklord]

Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.

[ladydarklord]

i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

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uncut on -

https://twitter.com/Irinatatarniko2/status/1170980050793115648