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If you tell a retail/customer service worker “thanks for being here today :)” Kindly go fuck yourself as I WOULDNT HAVE TO BE HERE TODAY IF YOU DIDNT SHOP ON CHRISTMAS EVE

kills you with my mind

okie rant over c:

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Me when I’m scuncht about it /neg or /pos

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

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He’s just too cunty

somebody give her ibuprofen

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I will live this life and leave this earth never having fucked Hamburger Helper™

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Just hold your pee for a while, same thing :)

Man,, I kinda miss Pressure

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Saw this picture and couldn’t not think of Shane so I memed it :3c

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b e e s

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

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looking at you evan e-e

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Shout out my 80 year old grandma for this gem

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Alas, my alcohol tolerance has inreased. This will impact me financally.

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Treat yourself, bake those pizza rolls, don't microwave them

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Hey you. You're finally awake...

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This shit got me sobbing lmao rip momma 🩷 at least you can be alive in animal crossing

Unusual letter from mom

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My blue chicken in question

Working my grocery store cashier job is basically just me cosplaying as Shane working at Jojamart