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Here man. some Shrapnel for you

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Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

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Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

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Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!

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He waited 14 hours for the squirrel to start his Rube Goldberg machine

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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Mama Bear and cub use pool

(via)

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i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING