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savour

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I could be whimpering in your lap while you finger me right now, if you even care 🥺

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parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

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In light of The Situation happening right now in the USA, I highly recommend retreating from social media as much as possible and immersing in real life to clean out the gunk of social media type activism

Try as best as you can to track down some old retired folks who have been doing the activism thing for decades. And just old retired folks who care about anything, anything at all.

This crap with labeling the generations and talking like "boomers" are this way and "gen Z" is that way, it's silly to the point of being dangerous.

Younger generations in USA kind of reject the whole thing about respecting and valuing your elders but the truth is, all different kinds of cultures have these values and they're right. Elders have more knowledge and understanding than you can ever find written down anywhere.

And they WANT and NEED young people to connect with them. Elders are suffering more from our society of isolation than anybody else. And they are energized and invigorated by having young people to share their knowledge, information, and stories with.

So often I have been in a room of people majority over 65, wondering where all the "politically aware" gen Z are. And the answer is, they're on social media, arguing with strangers and stressing themselves out, while the "boomers" are getting shit done.

Social media isolates young activists from the most experienced and knowledgeable of all. And it's a dangerous trap for people of all ages who feel lonely and afraid. Either radicalizing them into hateful ideology and cult-style groups, or convincing them of apathy and pointlessness.

go outside, find the elders that know everything, get shit done. This is my advice

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post

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May I offer some hands for your viewing pleasure?

Cis men and minors dni

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yknow..while i luvvv having big tits, i can never find a bra that fits nice. think your hands could be my new one? i bet your hands would fit wayyyy better than any bra found in a store <33

My hands are actually certified as a bra by the FTC, so I'm sure they'd fit way better, too! (I had to search for who regulates the sale of underwear in America for this joke </3)

I'm honestly grateful that I have small tits sometimes because I don't get that horrendous back pain. Oh, and I don't have to look for bras either.

I'd be happy to hold them for you, though <3

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i’m the type of femme who will hand you the panties I took off in the bathroom during our date, in case you were wondering

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I want them to fall asleep on my chest as I play with their hair and gently run my fingers up and down their back. I want to sleepily kiss their forehead before dozing off myself. I want it to be just us, tangled up in each other, feeling like we are exactly where we need to be.

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Gentle kisses down your spine before bending you over and eating you out from behind like my life depends on it

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LIKE and REBLOG if you accept unsolicited dick pics from girls… IGNORE if you hate trans women

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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merp

woah a cutie in my inbox! 🥰 how are you darling?

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this but butchfemme

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“you have really nice hands” thanks!! you dont have any plans for the next 36 hours, right?

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she takes studying vampires very seriously