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Discourse Superhell.

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I'm 25, thank god I can still meet new people and do new things for a couple years still I was worried.

i love posts that are like “life doesn’t end at 25! it’s ok to have new experiences and meet new people at 26, or even 27 :-)”

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I'm not a lesbian but I have been told I'm the ideal boyfriend of various straight girls.

Unfortunately I am not quite a man and I'm aro so my friends will have to put up with my desire to dance with them in the subway or read to them when they are in the hospital.

Controversial take but if you wrote a novel about two women falling in love and you changed one of them into a man you would have the most enormous smash hit of a romance book on your hands

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did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

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...I was shown by my uncle who definitely has had kids with at least 3 women and who knows if there are more so uh... I guess I'm all yall's cousin. Hi?

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thank god I can't wait to have a life next year. I stopped reading at 26 I'm sure the rest is like uplifting and stuff.

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

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... As someone from louisiana I actually do think it is in fact accurate, as funny as Spiders Georging Anne Rice is to me.

The whole damn state works for the feds

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a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

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The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

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On top of that, the labor of doing background would shift to the famously non-unionized, overworked, and underpaid VFX department.

We live in a dystopia....

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That’s just hEDS babe!

I am not going to school today because I have “dislocated my entire skeleton” in my sleep.

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Help I don’t want to reblog but I can’t find hte x

I have migraine

not all kinks are sublimated anxieties, but the readiness with which we turn our sublimated anxieties into sexual fantasies is one of the most endearing things about our species to me. like our brains are like, “hmm. don’t like this. i should jerk off about it.”

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Puss un boots

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Something I've learned about Tumblr is that the longer you're here, the more likely it is that you'll learn of a user who has, entirely unbeknownst to you, been nursing an overwhelmingly powerful grudge against you for several years.