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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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im daydreaming about pc cases again this is so incredibly sexy

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

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A drink or two

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The thing about people is that they will always choose the path of least resistance. Therefore it's imperative to never corner them into a situation where the easiest way out goes through your throat.

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

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This isn’t about anything.

This isn’t about anything.

This isn’t about anything.

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todaysbird’s wallet’s time of reckoning

i dont want to divulge too many personal details, but this past year has been…incredibly rough for me and my family. i’m currently living in a family member’s single bedroom with my pets and partner, and we desperately need to move on to a better living situation for all of our sakes - we cannot afford the cost of living here for the essentials. additionally, my HRT medication has gone up to $700/monthly in my state - meaning i cannot afford to stay on it, and i feel terrible abruptly going off of it after almost a decade of use.

I’m not asking for donations. But if you can, buying from me really helps me out!

KO-FI: Minimum required payment is $3. For any amount, message me with a bird post you’d like to commission from me! (Search my blog beforehand just in case I’ve already posted about your desired bird!)

MERCARI: Selling vulture culture stuff, pet stuff, plushies and household goods!

TOYHOU.SE: Selling warrior cats and other characters!

Looking for something else? Message me to ask about other commissions! Whether or not you’re able to purchase, thank you for reading <3

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Kinda in love with the idea that different places on other sides of the world can look so similar. Something something universal human experiences

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My medication reminder app decided to translate itself to finnish during the latest update. It also added a streak feature, congratulating you for keeping up a continuous streak of days when you took all your meds, which I admit is pretty cute.

Unfortunately, while the word they used for "streak" is the same one as the one that's in "winning streak", the same word is also used for when you spend multiple days back to back completely drunk. So the cute message of "congratulations! You're on a four day winning streak of taking your meds perfectly every single day!" is both possible and far more likely to interpret as "congrats! You've been continuously drunk nonstop for four days now!"

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well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

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Hey maybe you guys should stop writing for the Addams family cause you don't get them at all.

Imagine my girl Morticia saying that shit in any other portrayal? NO? Because she wouldn't.