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therapist who is trying to run the clock out: so tell me more about how naruto has affected ur life

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The Nanny (1993)

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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Parks patron: hey what are you gonna do about that graffiti?

Me: it's on the side of a business building, so the business owner has to take initiative

Patron: but it's visible from the trails!

Me: it is not on our property, so it falls on the owner of the business.

Patron: don't you have a graffiti task force?

Me: no, sir.

Patron: when I lived in Georgia we had a graffiti task force that would take care of that.

Me: we do not have that here.

Patron: you'd think the parks and rec people would take care of graffiti in their parks.

Me: we do. This is not on a park. It is on a business.

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Merry Christmas y'all 🎄

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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”

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people in okami when a wolf wanders into their town: oh hello doggy…what a majestic lovely coat you have…are you here to do some shopping for your master?…would you like something to eat?…hmm something seems unique about you…were you perhaps sent by the gods?…oh silly me, rambling on while talking to a wolf…

people in twilight princess when a wolf wanders into their town: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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nintendo, PLEASE give us a modern Star Fox game….

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super mario 64 ds (2004) - watercolour

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'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.

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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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