lachonk
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23/F/Bi/Canadian. Married. Follow me for uncomfortable oversharing and pokemon. I run on a queue 👍
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lachonk · 46 minutes ago
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sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while
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lachonk · 2 hours ago
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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
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lachonk · 3 hours ago
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my dog is as old as you and also pisses everywhere
We share many similarities
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lachonk · 4 hours ago
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People online : do you support ruZZia or uKKKraine?
People in real life: hey man can I have a bump?
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lachonk · 5 hours ago
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Adidas stands for after dinner I done a shit
Backwards it means straight after desert I did another
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lachonk · 6 hours ago
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If you were conceived through artificial insemination, you are AI generated
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lachonk · 6 hours ago
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who wants to play organs and bones with me
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lachonk · 8 hours ago
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a bisexual man is a truly optimized man
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lachonk · 9 hours ago
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Oh goodness gracious
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lachonk · 10 hours ago
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i dont WANT to write story i WANT to invent my characters and then drop them off to play in The Vacuum
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lachonk · 11 hours ago
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Eeveelutions in a neon galaxy~
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lachonk · 11 hours ago
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paging Dr kil your self
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lachonk · 12 hours ago
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lachonk · 13 hours ago
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everyone shut up and
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lachonk · 14 hours ago
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lachonk · 16 hours ago
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bro last night was a straight-to-DVD movie
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lachonk · 17 hours ago
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