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The signs as cats
Aries: The cat that grooms itself for hours
Taurus: The cat that meows when their food bowl is half empty or there is something floating in their water bowl
Gemini: The cat that runs around crazily in the night like a demon
Cancer: The cat that follows you around meowing for attention
Leo: The cat that refuses to eat dry food
Virgo: The cat that licks you affectionately
Libra: The cat that really likes the shower/bathtub
Scorpio: The cat that must thoroughly explore each new box, bag or item set on the floor
Sagittarius: The cat that locks eyes with you as they knock something on a table over
Capricorn: The cat that you constantly catch giving you a hard side eye
Aquarius: The cat that eats your plants
Pisces: The cat that sleeps on their back in the sun, and gets up to move as the light shifts
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Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.
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“EIIGY QEE POCR CII = FUCK OFF” - all you need to do is connect the dots! Get it HERE.
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“EIIGY QEE POCR CII = FUCK OFF” - all you need to do is connect the dots! Get it HERE.
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This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid
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Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.”
Sylvia Plath (via lavendersisterhood)
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if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
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