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ADHD- a dangerously huge dick

BPD : big penis disorder

ASPD : awesome superb penis disorder

NPD : nice penis disorder

HPD : heavy penis disorder

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BPD : big penis disorder

ASPD : awesome superb penis disorder

NPD : nice penis disorder

HPD : heavy penis disorder

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its crazy i have a partner

like i got bugs in my room, loads of trauma, being sober makes me want to die, my hygiene is shit im a stinky bitch, i cut myself, dont get me started on food, mommy issues, daddy issues, family issues, i hallucinate, dissociate, i am incredibly retarded, i steal shit, and more

yet i have a lover, crazy shit

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one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

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WOAHHHH CONGRATS!!

Ik y'all probably don't care...but I'm going to NSDA NATIONALS!!!

I've been stressed out about it all year, and now it's finally happening!!

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Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

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bullying ppl for being basic is not it

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to all the gay people in my phone, thank you. I love you. please have one million years of joy

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:3

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I usually avoid tumblr out of shame after a binge but I wanted to make a list of all the negative feelings that come immediately after and things to remind myself next time

I feel so physically uncomfortable

I feel ugly

My clothes look ugly

Stomach cramps

Teeth feel fuzzy

Gassy

Guilt and self hate

I feel heavy and moving takes more effort

I’m bloated

I feel like a failure with no self respect or control

I feel lethargic

I’m now in a shit mood and taking it out on people around me

I feel sick

I wasted money on mid food when there are 5000 things I’d rather save money for

The short term satisfaction was not worth it. It felt good for literally the few seconds the food was in my mouth and now I hate myself

The cravings will pass

Feeling empty is so much better than feeling full

Idc if you’re on your period. Grow up

F4st1ng/r3strict1ng feels sooooo much more rewarding

However hungry you are right now, you can wait until you get home where there is plenty of healthy food that won’t make you feel guilt

No, you don’t need to buy the box of snacks just to have on hand because you can practise restraint and only have one. You will eat the whole box. Save your money, don’t even go into the shop

I’m further from my goals than I was this morning

I had come this far without binging and now I’ve ruined my progress and have to start again

I’m terrified to weigh myself tomorrow instead of excited to see how much I lost

The longer i go without a binge, the easier it gets

The post binge clarity has me stressing the fuck out but what’s done is done, all I can do now is try to be better.

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Its getting worse so expect me to be back on here more frequently 🩷

(God i hate myself)

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How to trick your parents/family you at3🥒

First of all,I’m not promoting any ed’s, I am not responsible of anything that happens if this goes wrong. Prioritise your health,and if you’re not feeling well stop any moment. Always look after your body.

Think about your goal. Your parents love you,so they want you to be eating. Well,it doesn’t always work like that. Here are my tips on how to skip that one high c4l me4l..or more.

1. Ask for money to eat out.

Oldest trick in the book. You get closer to your gw,and make money out of it. One of my personal favourites. Let’s say you have to go somewhere in the morning,you skip breakfast telling your parent you’ll pick something on your way.

Works: max twice a week,they’ll say that you have to eat real food and not just takeaway.

2. “I don’t like being watched while I eat”

I love this one. I’m actually pretty awkward when someone’s eating with me. Tell the parent you’re closer with that you feel uncomfortable eating with others,so ask for permission to eat after everyone finishes. Then,you can eat a little,throw away some food,or whatever method you prefer.

Works: pretty much everyday,unless you are in a rush and need to eat with others. Doing this often makes it look more real.

3. Eating in your room

Isn’t this the most obvious one? Do whatever you want to that food if you’re alone. Make sure to bring the “empty” dishes to the kitchen,but not too quick.

Works: max once a week,most parents don’t like the idea of eating in the same room you sleep in

4. Prepare your meals yourself

You don’t have to know much about cooking to make yourself a delicious l0w c4l meal. You can even cook something that won’t raise an eyebrow and then throw it away.

Works: not so often, maybe once in two weeks, you don’t wanna seem obsessed with food

5. Using time in your favour

Let’s say none of these worked. You’re at dinner with your family. You pour yourself a big glass of water. You quickly chug it before starting to eat. You start by cutting every piece of food in small pieces, while talking to your family. As you’re about to put that fork in your mouth, you come up with a new subject. You close your mouth,but don’t take any bite. Use a napkin to throw your food in. Move the food in your plate to make it seem like you ate.

Works: not every time,but worths a shot. Make sure to e4t only when they’re actually looking at you

6. Water bottle method

This one worked so great for me, it’s crazy how it works every time. Get a colored bottle,not the usual transparent one. Make sure the lid is big enough. Empty the bottle and hold it close to you. After every 2-3 bites, “drink” some water. Spit the food inside the bottle. You can hold some of the food in your mouth then spit more out. Everyone fell for it.

Works: anytime, any meal, with anyone. One of my best tips

Hope this helped, and I’ll come up with a part 2 if anyone wants it. Let me know if my tips worked! x

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some polls on here r like “should i drink water or kill myself”

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