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pretty girl: makes eye contact with me
me:
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SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY
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literally name a more iconic moment in lgbt cinematic history than 12 year old lindsey lohan in the parent trap seeing the girl in the tie-dye shirt, turning to a girl who she met 20 seconds ago, and remarking “now that’s my kind of woman”
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I notice everything, I just act like I don’t.
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Uh, yeah… So…. Oops.
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