l4ndonorriz

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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whenever someone gets little facts about f1 wrong i crash out

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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Kevin the gift that keeps on giving

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max don’t snitch pls you’ve already won the wdc

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i think in abu dhabi we should let lewis set the car on fire and go at it with a crowbar. as reparations.

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me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

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George you are MY driver of the day for sure what a fucking job my guy

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whats up with their obsession with going to the bathroom?? 😭 like yes ofc its a normal bodily function but i havent actually had any dreams about it dion

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'Ted have u seen that befo-'

Ted: 'ITS A MASSIVE YELLOW FAN HOW COULD U MISS IT. HOW COULD ANYONE MISS IT. A TEAM OF EXPERINCED GIRLS AND GUYS CANT SPOT A FAN? WHAT IS THIS DUMB FUCKERY? WHAT IN THE STUPIDNESS IS RHIS? HOW COULD WILLIAMS CALL THEMSELVES A TEAM AFTER THIS HOW CO-'

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he’s a slut in a skimpy outfit.

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Charles Leclerc really is the Barbie of f1. He’s a race car driver. He’s a brand ambassador. He owns an ice cream company. He presents at yachting conferences (planned and unplanned). He helped run a karting team in a marathon. He models sometimes. He composes music. Last I heard he also did some weather presenting. And he looks that good while doing it all. Amazing. What a man

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i have to go to college tomorrow, i just feel like… not doing that. 😛

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no but actually imagine you're lando norris. you had a team dominating f1 for multiple years chasing you, and you still stayed loyal to midfield mclaren. everyone called you stupid for that. everyone said you'd never win a championship with that mentality. everyone accused you of being too afraid to battle max. you insisted you wanted to win races and championships with mclaren and believed in their ability to get there. now, you are battling max for a championship. that same team you've been loyal to refuses to give you any loyalty back. in fact, their new team principal just solidifies negative things you've been told your entire career by always speaking about how much mentally stronger and how much of a champion's mentality your teammate has. you get emotionally abused and gaslit by that same team principal into gifting that teammate a win. that team principal promises you the teammate will support you in your championship fight after all that abuse and manipulation, but he doesn't and refuses to comment when asked in the media if he'd even be willing to do it. then that team principal gives an interview about that same teammate being the future of the team. despite threatening your spot on the team if you could not be a team player mere weeks ago, but it's crickets and nothing but praise when teammate says he's not interested in playing the team game. imagine you're lando norris, and mental abuse aside, you might as well have just got backstabbed and slapped in the face by andrea stella and mclaren.

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i saw someone on twitter say “lando may not see the hate you send him for opening up about his mental health, but your friends who are going through similar things will see the way you’re treating him” and i think so many people need to hear that