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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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my observation from 2 months of kittens

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im basically like an elephant but small pink better fingers lot more vertical don't got that whole nose thing going on and also memory not so good

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Everybody will be the chosen piece of the puzzle just like this, and I'll give you the world

Commission for my good friend Lacri

(APNG ver w/ better quality)

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hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute

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too many girls who like snoopy and poetry and healing. personally I never heal and all I think about is the flaming skull

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just got back from the grocery store and realized i forgot to kill everyone

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My BIID Desires

I have Body Integrity Identity Disorder (BIID) which for me means that I have an intense desire to become a T12 complete paraplegic, with complete loss of feeling in my lower limbs, continence, and sexual functions. I would jump on any safe surgery to become my body image.

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bro last night was a real person fiction

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I had a dream last night that young men were doing a new trend called "brugging" where 2 people at a time would tie ropes around their necks, hug each other really tight, then fall together off of a building. One would usually break their neck and die immediately and the other would be forced to hold on to their friends dead body until the ropes snapped or they were rescued. If they let go they would also be strangled to death slowly because there was no drop to break their necks. And the whole challenge was for one or both of the bruggs to survive until they were rescued. But it was getting too popular to the point that I saw the dead bodies of people brugging all around my city, then 911 was down for days, until people started going insane from the natural gas storage leaking 24/7, they started stealing the dead bodies to desecrate in these giant wicked structures in the streets for whatever reason. And then some famous person said it was too lame and gay for them to do so every one stopped brugging and basically we all pretended it didn't happen and moved on. And then every one was talking about mcdonalds new "sinew burger". The end.

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I'm a kitty that follows their instincts

(Transparent ver since Tumblr doesn't like animated PNGs)

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Welcome to my normal circus

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Slow Downer PMV w/ my furry 25ji designs. I love this cover so much I had to make s/t for it

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen