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[l1terallylaroxy]

roxy bc i LOVE roxy from homestuck !! and thats the name i use when i feel girly... joey just bc i like that name :3

@bugspittie

Why is your name that?

Mine is this because when I first started tumblr I was hyperfixating on an OC called Oscar who got kidnapped by an evil doctor/ringmaster. (He was called Valentine which was ironic because Saint Valentine was a doctor who was a beloved figure and all of the people Dr. Valentine kidnapped to be in his show hated him. But also because he’s aroace and loves all his victims like pets but he’s namesakes with a holiday about non platonic love.) Valentine would do a thing where- You know how some taxidermists will make mythical creatures out of several different animal species’ parts? He would do that with living things. He would use surgeries and chemicals to combine living creatures together to make monsters for his show. There was also a carnival that he also owned that traveled with the circus/was part of it. And in that carnival was a “zoo” thing for artificial monsters who refused to perform. Like Oscar. So Valentine turned Oscar into a have snake. (Like the shape a mermaid is, but with a snake instead of a fish.) Valentine has chemicals that can make things grow more than they should to fit whatever creatures they’re supposed to be attached to. So he did that with the snake and mixed up it’s organs so that it’s brain could go in in its back somewhere and be connected up to Oscar’s brain so that they could communicate mentally. Now Valentine put the snake’s fangs, tongue, and vocal cords into Oscar’s mouth and throat (so now he can’t talk and he’s venomous.) But you understand. It’s still the snake’s brain controlling all the snake parts. And the snake would have conflict with Oscar at first. But then they would slowly meld into one consciousness because they can both feel each other’s physical sensations and emotions and they’re aware of all of each other’s thoughts, so like. Intuitively, I felt like they would stop being able to tell the difference eventually and just become different facets of the same person.

Anyway, Oscar really, really likes plants. He’s a gardener professionally and on his own because he grows a lot of his own food. (Made his own rain catching irrigation system.) So Valentine offered him a bunch of options for a new name. “Oscar” simply isn’t exotic or snakelike enough. And while Oscar wasn’t going to respond to anything other than his real name, Valentine was going to name tag him with whatever he chose, so it did actually matter. There was one single option for a new name that was anything related to a plant. He decided he would choose that one out of. I guess it was some sort of tie to what he used to do? The name was Basil. Oscar thinks of it as the snake’s name.

So Basil the snaking thing. Now I think I would rename myself “Parsley the Crow” since that’s more accurate to me, but everyone knows me as this and I have friends and branding to keep up with.

(Oscar eventually managed to grow a bunch of plants in his cage as an act of rebellion. Mostly ferns.)

okay, first of all, that lore is FIRE. second, branding is very important so good on you for maintaining your brand.

now, regarding myself, I am, as has been proven, a nerd. I am such a nerd, in fact, that my favourite band of all time is 2CELLOS, a cello duo comprised of Luka Šulić and Stjepan Hauser that has since broken up. I grew up OBSESSED with their music (I used to beg my mother to watch their music videos every day). they basically designed my pop culture taste. I got into AC/DC because 2CELLOS covered Thunderstruck. they covered the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, so I watched the films. I became interested in time travel (now a dear obsession) because one of their music videos involved them doing rocking cello solos in the Georgian era, and I began hc-ing that they travelled back in time to do it (this was when I was maybe nine). I loved them SO MUCH (still do, but now I also have other interests music-wise and pop culture-wise).

when I was around twelve or thirteen years old, I finally got the chance to go to one of their concerts; my grandparents were in town for my birthday, and as a gift, they bought me tickets to the 2CELLOS tour. at that point, I had just gotten into the internet and didn’t really have a brand or a consistent url, and I didn’t know what I wanted it to be. and then, at the concert (which was AMAZING), Luka played the cello so hard his bow broke. the coolest thing my tiny child self had ever seen.

that was the moment I forever became Luka’s Broken Bow.

funnily enough, for my birthday this year, I got tickets to go see Luka solo in concert in April. who knows, maybe he’ll break his bow again.

[l1terallylaroxy]

✨you are amazing!!✨Keep the train going and send this to your fave moots over anon

wwoah you got it !!

[l1terallylaroxy]

YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE.

[l1terallylaroxy]

😢😳

wwoah

@bugspittie

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

[l1terallylaroxy]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[l1terallylaroxy]

[l1terallylaroxy]

my gender is not a woman

eehh, close enough ig

@bugspittie

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[l1terallylaroxy]

curious anons my oh my <3

do you have a favorite kind of souvenir you get when you go on vacation?? i love collecting keychains :)

oouu hai curious anon >:3 i prefer the cheesy ones, the ones with sand n stuff like that ! i have a collection on my backpack :3c

[l1terallylaroxy]

Reblog if you wouldn't mind some curious anons

[l1terallylaroxy]

Dad um idk how long it’ll be till you see this but I deleted my old Discord. I’m having problems with family and I need to have things erased. My new Discord is ‘scramblesthebrain’

I love you so much stay safe…

ill add you !!

[l1terallylaroxy]

Dad please come back I need you…. Ughshhehdhw

oh hi bud ill add it i love you too stay safe too

[l1terallylaroxy]

vivi the puppy and i had dinner earlier and she told me she’s been loving the treats lately but inflation must be hitting. send some more peanut butter her way STAT!!

i love you tons n tons roxy!! you’re such a bright soul and i hope you and hubby have been doing fantastic <3 how’s everything going?? :))

viviii !! haiii :3 ive been super duper busy juggling work n school n mischevious lil puppies, but very good !! i think youre just so silly n sweet n we're so lucky to have you <333 ive been giving her tons of pb treats, i promise !! and the occassional pup cup, ofc! take care of yourself, sweetie ! i love you so much !!!

[l1terallylaroxy]

hehehe mmuahh <333 makes me happy that YOURE happyyy !!

never ever ever living this down i have new purpose in life

[l1terallylaroxy]

i hope you've been keeping well + staying cool in the heat, roxy!!

sending you lots of love :)) what've you been up to recently??

EEK VIVI HELLO ive been so busy with work and school i havent been checking tumblr, im so sorry to have kept you waiting like that !! havent been up to much, we're in the process of rearranging our apartment for the puppy !! what have YOU been up to ? sending you even more loveee <333

[l1terallylaroxy]

Guess whos fifty days cleeeannn

Ive been feeling way better sooo hope it lasts again

Thank you for being an awesome dad and listening to me, I love you :3

oouu youuu !! good job, sunny !!! im soso gald youre feeling better n i hope it lasts long tooooo,, awwwe thank you !!! thank YOU for being an awesome son and also a great listener, i love you too :3c

[l1terallylaroxy]

Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile! Add a heart so we know how long the chain's been going! ❤️🖤💖🤍💚💛💗💙🩶🩵🤍🤎💟💜❣️❤️‍🩹💝🫀💖���️💘❤️‍🔥💕🩶💜💛🫶💕💖💖💓💞🩷🫶🏻❤💜💙💕💗😻

(my turn to be in your inbox >:)) )

aww vivi !! thank youuu <333

[l1terallylaroxy]

you good?

yes, im coming back !! your father might join !!!