l0n3lylesbiantessa

[l0n3lylesbiantessa]

This iisn't a story, but it's just something to let you all know I'm not dead. I've gotten into college and won't be posting for a while because I'll be busy with school and work. I may post little tid-bits of stories but I'm no sure. This is basically just a goodbye till next time kind of post, so, good till next time, tumblr.

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Cinnamon, Chamomile and Alexander

Nat and Y/N are walking home together when they hear meowing.

Y/N: Do you here that?

Nat: Yeah, sounds like kittens.

Y/N then sees a box and walks towards it.

Y/N: Found em'.

Nat: We should take them to a shelter.

Y/N: But the nearest shelter is soo far away and our house is just over there...

Nat: Y/N, we are not taking home 3 kittens.

Y/N: we'll only keep them for one night! We can take them to a shelter tomorrow, it's cold out.

Nat, sighing: Fine, just one night.

Y/N picks up the box and they continue walking home together.

The kittens did not stay for only one night. They were named Cinnamon, Chamomile and Alexander.

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cannibalism

Y/N: Hey, Nat, do you support cannibalism?

Nat: Do I what?

Y/N: Support cannibalism.

Nat: No, what kind of question even is that?

Y/N: But you ate me out last night, isn't that cannibalism?

Nat:

Y/N:

Nat: What

Y/N: what

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(TThis is based off of something that happened between me and my girlfriend. This is not the story abt G!P Nat but it's just something till I'm done.)

G!P Nat, filling Y/N with her cum: How does that feel, detka? Does it feel good having me fill you up?

Y/N, accidentally saying: oh yes..god...what are filling me with?..

Y/N: wait-

Nat, at the same time: diesel

Y/N:

Nat:

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I have this idea for a story and I want opinions

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Nat: Have you seen Y/N?

Wanda: She just ran past here, why?

Nat: She stole my last cookie so I'm looking for her to beat her up.

Wanda: How are you so sure it was her?

Nat: Because when I called her she ran

Wanda: Alright, then.

*Nat leaves*

Y/N: Is she gone?

Wanda: Yes but you should find a new hiding spot.

Y/N: Okay

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Cactus

*Y/N waking up in the middle of the night after hearing a noise.*

Y/N, shaking Nat: Nat.. NAT!

Nat, sleepily: ...What...?

Y/N: There's something in our closet!

Nat: Clothes?

Y/N: No, go check!

*Nat gets up and opens the closet to find a dancing cactus.*

*Y/N starts laughing.*

Nat: Remind me why I love you again

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*Natasha, minding her own business, reading a book.*

*Y/N, screams at the top of her lungs.*

Natasha, running to where Y/N is: What's wrong?!

*Y/N points to a spider in the corner.*

Natasha: ...... *leaves*

Y/N: WAIT, DON'T GO! SAVE MEEEE!!

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Natasha: Sometimes, I wonder how I taste.

Y/N: I can help with that.

Natasha, thinking of the inappropriate meaning to that statement: How?

*Y/N proceeds to bite Natasha's arm.*

Natasha: Y/N, NO!

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Scarlett: I have no fear.

Y/N: Scarlett Ingrid Johansson!

Scarlett: I have one fear.

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Proof tthat people just like her more 😌

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Saw this and wanted to know why she was next to the porcupine

And I thought that it was just because of the outfits, but then I googled who voiced the porcupine

I started laughing and I don't know why. 🙂